Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

It could take until April. The month not Spoony's former cum dumpster.

[MegaNigger]

So how long till court sends over the police and drag his ass out?

If that happens someone should record it.

Record what? He'll be long gone by then.

[Tony Schiavone]

BITCH, you never cared about treatment!

Well, yeah. That would get in the way of his bitter misery.
He's so locked into that emotional state that he actively resists any change to it. Yes, this secretly means he wants Trump and the GOP re-elected. Without them in majority, he can't lean on his main complaints anymore.
This won't make him suddenly productive. Just make him wish he had more things to complain about.

This is also why Spoony won't off himself. Death would mean he could no longer be a hateful sloth, and he can't have that.
Right now his current state is his perfect state.

[Kugelfisch]

Benzaie stop, you're far too popular to acknowledge him.

I somehow think Benzai just wants Spoon to stream absolute kino. We need another drunk couch stream, damnit!

[Complicity]

The only real salvation for Spoopy would be in the form of a relative, possibly Miles, going to "his" house, dragging him out of the basement by the hair while he screams and kicks, and bring him to the closest mental hospital or employment office, beating the shit out of him along the way.

Spoopy opens his mouth for something other than saying to which one of the two he wants to go? Another punch in the face.
Spoopy whips his phone out? Break it and throw it away.
Spoopy says you owe him a new phone? Another punch in the face.

He will get his shit together in a week.

But frankly i don't want Spoony to get better, i want him to be the peach he is now until he dies. Possibly soon.

[Kugelfisch]

But frankly i don't want Spoony to get better

Well, you're in luck because neither does he.

[TheBilthCollector]

But frankly i don't want Spoony to get better, i want him to be the peach he is now until he dies. Possibly soon.

He won't die, that might be entertaining and Spoony never fails to disappoint.

You still might get your wish, though. My prediction is that he takes an early retirement from being an IN and embraces the fate that awaits all e-celebs.

He'll sell what he can and leave the rest of the mess for the bank to clean up. Spoony will find a cheap shitty apartment in the crap part of a smaller city. Then he'll find a menial minimum wage job (Burger flipper, janitor, ect.) that's just enough to cover his expenses. And that's where he'll stay. for the rest of his life. He'll be that 55 year old burn out working the McDonalds drive through window at 2am.

And we'll get to see it all because he'll never stop tweeting. He'll still do a Live wire near the end of the month to make sure the troon paypigs stick around. Gibsmetron will still net him a few $100 a month. If he doesn't bitch about blumph, he'll find some other Conservatives to target. He'll remain the lazy insufferable prick he is right now.

And that's that. That'll go on for a few decades till one day he doesn't show up for work and the police find his bloated corpse after doing a welfare check at his rathole apartment.

Much as I love this place, I don't think it'll be around 10 to 15 years from now when INs start hitting old age. Pity, we'll never get to shitpost about post 50 year old grey haired Pigroach or Nasty cock slut begging for super lemon chat bits.

But who knows, 2020 might just be the year of the Spoony if he gives us a glimpse into every INs inevitable future.

[Kugelfisch]

Much as I love this place, I don't think it'll be around 10 to 15 years from now when INs start hitting old age.

I promise you it will. No idea what iteration we'll be on. But twenty years from now when you hear of DSP dying you'll google DHI and there will be some iteration of this forum in some form. I'll be there, posting some shitty Hardcore nobody cares about. People told me to "get a life". I did. This is it.

[Guest]

Lupa ruined this man beyond repair...

[Poonoo]

Much as I love this place, I don't think it'll be around 10 to 15 years from now when INs start hitting old age.

I promise you it will. No idea what iteration we'll be on. But twenty years from now when you hear of DSP dying you'll google DHI and there will be some iteration of this forum in some form. I'll be there, posting some shitty Hardcore nobody cares about. People told me to "get a life". I did. This is it.

We haven't been bitching about the same people over and over again. Well a little, but we have threads on people like Boogie and DSP who we gave no shits about for years. Onision would have never gotten a thread on prior versions of DHI, e-fame will always make people do stupid shit and we will be here laughing at them in our old age.

It could take until April. The month not Spoony's former cum dumpster.

It would be the perfect time.