Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

His reason for not cutting his hair is obvious - he's too anxious to sit down with a barber. I mean, not only would he worry about what the barber would say about his hair to begin with, but he'd also have to spend at least half an hour just sitting there with him. Sharing somebody's company. Wondering what to say. What to do. The pressure would kill him. He knows how to shave, but he doesn't know how to cut his own hair.

[pibbs]

That nigger looks like he dyes his hair black, because it used to be brown. And although he's damn near 40, no grey.

[Guest]

Black is more fitting to his empty souuul brooo eeeeeehhhhh!

[Rushy]

That nigger looks like he dyes his hair black, because it used to be brown. And although he's damn near 40, no grey.

Why would have have grey in his late 30s?

[rabidtictac]

For all we know, someone already tried to call his retarded ass and he treated them like shit, just like how he treats everyone else. You know spoony would be one of those cunts who sucks at acting yet thinks everyone should treat them as royalty on the set and off.

[Kugelfisch]

That nigger looks like he dyes his hair black, because it used to be brown. And although he's damn near 40, no grey.

No bleaching from sunlight. Look at how pasty white the ghoul is. Even wallpigs spend less time in the basement.

[Guest]

You know spoony would be one of those cunts who sucks at acting yet thinks everyone should treat them as royalty on the set and off.

Let's ignore the fact that Doctor Insano proves that he's been shit at acting for over 12 years for this hypothetical scenario.

If he ever got a bit role in a movie, it'd be a low-budget one where he'd be on-set for a day or two at most. Maybe Christmas movie full of cheer and trees. Assuming that he can remember his lines, he'd be out on the streets with a 300$ check before he can beg for Taco Bell catering.

[Rushy]

He could make a decent horror flick if he did Dr Insano NOW

[Complicity]

That nigger looks like he dyes his hair black, because it used to be brown. And although he's damn near 40, no grey.

Why would have have grey in his late 30s?

His eyebrows are already grey.
Those disgusting split ends would not be so dark if they weren't dyed.

[Keith Chegwin]

Why would have have grey in his late 30s?

Because that's when you start to go grey, dumb fuck