Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

blocked in 3, 2, 1

[Singh'sSpot]

This could be the last stream before his move, assuming he sells the house before the repo people bust down the doors and drag his pathetic ass out along with Burton and the dog.

[wulfenlord]

Good they didn't have singing Christmas trees, or he'd be national news by now.

That greasy Wyrmtongue picture cracks me up every time. I dimly recall Noah talking about letting his hair grow in case he gets an acting job that requires it... really nigga? Does he really believe that? That a casting agent is gonna say "Oh my stars, we were desperately looking for a guy that could play a paleskinned hobo! And there is no need for a wig! You're hired Sir!" Even this deluded bastard cannot be that dense.

Addendum: hope this gets his ham galaxy stalker have another panic attack about her husbando getting stalked

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I have a hard time believing he eats outside. Or goes outside. Especially not if kids are around, since thsoe tend to be loud and cheerful.

That greasy Wyrmtongue picture cracks me up every time. I dimly recall Noah talking about letting his hair grow in case he gets an acting job that requires it... really nigga? Does he really believe that? That a casting agent is gonna say "Oh my stars, we were desperately looking for a guy that could play a paleskinned hobo! And there is no need for a wig! You're hired Sir!" Even this deluded bastard cannot be that dense.

His "logic" was that long hair would allow them to fashion his mane into whatever hairstyle would be necessary for the role, up to and including cutting his hair in case the character has short hair.
Aka he has apparently never heard of wigs and hair extensions.

[Guest]

That is some fucking asylum inmate logic he's pulling out of his ass right there

Shows how much he knows about the industry, which is pretty much zero.

[Kugelfisch]

In any case, that greasy mop can't get styled into anything even by the hairstylist elite. Shave it and bin it as hazardous material.

[Keith Chegwin]

That is some fucking asylum inmate logic he's pulling out of his ass right there

Shows how much he knows about the industry, which is pretty much zero.

To be fair, there are actors who do that. Ashton Kutcher comes to mind.

[Guest]

Perhaps. Then again, Kutcher is already *in* the business right? Spoona thinks one day a Hollywood agent will just magically appear on his doorstep ready to whisk him away for a leading role in an amazing production.

[Guest]

blocked in 3, 2, 1

This must have been the high point of Noah's life.

[Liar Revealed]

I wonder why he keeps his face shaven.