Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

As a celebration of surviving yet another year and defying god, common sense, justice and humanity, he probably poured vodka straight up his ass, which knocked him out for 24 hours.

That's especially funny because I can imagine him actually doing that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Probably takes less effort than just swallowing it.

>getting double-triggered because Spoony is being Spoony again

I don't think she's been following him for all that long. If I'm wrong, he might just be the sole reason for her PTSD

There are so many people more deserving of the blind adoration and handholding than this bitch. People like Auli who had actual problems in their life that they weren't responsible for. People who try to remain positive even though they're carrying weights that the average first-world person can't imagine. Survivors of warzones and people who have degenerative diseases that will kill them before 30. Actual worthwhile human beings who probably could use a nice Grubhub delivery every now and then, or a friendly face to cheer them up and hang out with them. That's what gets me about Spoony's fanbase. They waste all this time and energy on a bum who has no INTEREST in changing anything or even being nice to them!

Sometimes, I wonder if not at least one of these yokels has chosen Spoonster specifically because he doesn't want any help. It's like some demented version of virtue-signaling.

[casual pleb]

Sometimes, I wonder if not at least one of these yokels has chosen Spoonster specifically because he doesn't want any help. It's like some demented version of virtue-signaling.

Eh, it's probably the same as delusional gf sticking with abusive boyfriend, hoping to change him. "He beats me and ignores me, because he cares." type of deal.

[Kugelfisch]

Who knows with those crasies anymore. By now he's got nobody left that isn't fucked in the head in at least five ways. I don't think they perceive reality quite correctly.

[Guest]

PLEASE rAPRIL DONT GO I CAN CHANGE!!!!
- 1 day later - Its like it never happened.
*DRUMPF IS GOING TO LITERALLY KEEL ME*
*AKAKAKAK Wrasslin*

...dear god this faggot need a 12 gauge lobotomy.

[pibbs]

Oh he never stopped the Trump, strange comic riffing, role playing weird alt movie scenes, and wrasslin tweets, Even in his 5 day slumber and deepest despair he still did that shit. I just didn't bother to post them

[Tony Schiavone]

Oh he never stopped the Trump, strange comic riffing, role playing weird alt movie scenes, and wrasslin tweets, Even in his 5 day slumber and deepest despair he still did that shit. I just didn't bother to post them

What's crazier is that his demented fans don't cross over to ask about his mental health in those other tweets.
The only responses to his wrestling nonsense are other wrestling comments.
It's like the past five tweets never happened to these people.

They all act like multiple personality schizos where crying one minute and then yelling about backflips is totally normal.

[Guest]

What actual fans he has left are all deserving the rope just as much as he is.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What's crazier is that his demented fans don't cross over to ask about his mental health in those other tweets.
The only responses to his wrestling nonsense are other wrestling comments.
It's like the past five tweets never happened to these people.

They only acknowledge the tweets that fit their own personal vision of Boss. Much like how Christian fundies only care about the parts of the Bible that support their world view.

[Guest]

An Illinois man who was obsessed with the president confessed to shooting his estranged girlfriend and their pets on Twitter — and blamed the National Rifle Association for his actions.

Noah Antwiler, 39, has been arrested for the murder of his estranged partner April, a shirt folder, their dalmatian, Oreo, and a pet cat on Thursday morning at their home in Aurora, Illinois.

Antwiler is currently hospitalized and in critical condition from what is believed to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

In the immediate aftermath of the murders, a Twitter account linked to a phone number and email address belonging to Antwiler tweeted confessions at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, the NRA, and President Donald Trump.

The tweets were sent Thursday morning just after 3 a.m. and gunshots were heard by Heimsoth’s neighbors at approximately 2:45 a.m.

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