Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Vomit emote. It's like these people have no self awareness. At least get those disgusting facial warts removed before attempting the rebound, like wow. He may be a literal incel neet but even Spoony isn't that desperate. Shamefuru!

[Tony Schiavone]

Vomit emote. It's like these people have no self awareness. At least get those disgusting facial warts removed before attempting the rebound, like wow. He may be a literal incel neet but even Spoony isn't that desperate. Shamefuru!

Spoony might be pissed only because with April leaving, his next one will automatically be another downgrade.


All this whining just to get someone to do all the work of earning money, cooking, cleaning, etc. for him.
Why doesn't he just ask at this point? He doesn't have any pride left. His self-respect is in tatters. He has to be more delusional than filled with ego at this point.
His remaining subjects are desperate enough where they would film, edit, and fix his house for free at this point.

Even a woman will eventually come out and straight ask for what she wants, if you don't get the hint after all the emotional manipulation.

[GitGud]

When i see such a wonderfull.....Woman/Thing, i have only one hope. And that is that ol Spoony steps inside some kind of Steven King Novel.
Just look at this BEAST, that absolute unit of WOMAN. Now think about the Story from Misery and you could make a good Spoony-The Movie out of it.
-Spoony loses the House, and packs everything he has in his barely fixed car to go on an road trip back to Miles.
-Somewere on the Road in some Bumfuck County he slips of the street with his car after downing some sleepy pills.
-He is saved by an 43 year old, grown up, greasy looking, nerd Chick that is watching over some old Motel her parents gave her in their last will.
-She is a Spoony Patron, and now there is Spoony in her House.....AND BURTON...and other stuff......So spoony sleeps in a Room, while she rubbs her Meat Taco like ants invaded it.
-She makes a plan, because now is the chance to help Spoony back on track. So she shows him another room in her Motel, an exact copie of spoonys old place when he was living with miles. She even bought the Exact books ect, but explains that she trew out her Burton Replica so the original couls take his place.
-Spoony gets cranky because MUUHHH DEPRESSION, and he wants twitter, so she gives his Cellphone back. But he has no Signal. She waves a little Card infront of his face and says that this is the WiFI-Password, and that he only gets out aufter she gets what she paid for......"Spoony-The Movie."
-He says he cannot work without internet, so she drives him in his weelchair to another room, Filled with stacks of old DVD´s (Movies from the 80 till the current year) and an Computer connected to Stacks of external hard drives. On this machine? Every downloaded episode from EVERY IN she came across.
-She rolls him to the desk, opens Microsoft Word before she chains the Weelchair down to the Ground in a way that he cannot escape. Her massiv, wart riddled body waddles to the entrance of the room, were she turns around to say:

" Don´t worrie if you cannot think of a good story today. I know that comming up with something is hard work. So i make sure that you will have a good time....." Her hands run slowly over the fat folds on her body that are covert by an thin, greasy T-Shirt".....and this body is allways ready for you. I am the woman you deserve, not like the bitch that blocked you in all thouse years." She licks her lips. I...will....do........so many things to you......"

SHe leaves the room, closes the door behind her back so the only thing left is the frightend looking spoony infront of the glowing monitor, the only light sorce in the rooom.....

[Vaporwear]

Vomit emote. It's like these people have no self awareness. At least get those disgusting facial warts removed before attempting the rebound, like wow. He may be a literal incel neet but even Spoony isn't that desperate. Shamefuru!

Spoony might be pissed only because with April leaving, his next one will automatically be another downgrade.


All this whining just to get someone to do all the work of earning money, cooking, cleaning, etc. for him.
Why doesn't he just ask at this point? He doesn't have any pride left. His self-respect is in tatters. He has to be more delusional than filled with ego at this point.
His remaining subjects are desperate enough where they would film, edit, and fix his house for free at this point.

Even a woman will eventually come out and straight ask for what she wants, if you don't get the hint after all the emotional manipulation.

Uh, no.

Just like Cuckson all their "you can do it" tweets are just useless platitudes. Time and time again whenever we look into these fans' profiles more often than not they turn out to be autistic losers with severe PTSD problems or issues with their sexual identity. These people can't do anything.

None of these rejects can afford to come to Noah's aid. Even the weird barely women tweeters don't find this version of Noah attractive, they keep talking about how he used to be attractive and how they used to have a crush on him. Even these retarded beasts know he's worthless to them as a potential romantic partner/tard wrangler. Remember, he ended up with April because 8 years ago he had money, fame, and didn't look like a 39 year old child molester. Now, he's poor, his home is foreclosed on, he has no car, barely anyone knows him anymore, and he looks like a fat, greasy middle-aged rapist.

If he begged for help he would get nothing except links to mental health services and some "we're glad you're looking for help Spoony! We love you you're the best take your time boss we know your next video is gonna be great" tweets.

His tweets aren't about asking for help, they're about ego boosting. He just wants attention, and to tear down anyone who wants to help him. It's the only thing that makes him feel good anymore, spiting his last remaining retarded fans. These people are retarded for playing into his stupid games, but we already know most of these people are retarded so I guess that makes sense in a way.

That said I'm looking forward to 2020, the Year of the Spoony Bum. It's gonna be great.

[Vaporwear]

When i see such a wonderfull.....Woman/Thing, i have BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Fuck that's a lot of stupid, can you just skip to the part where the gross tranny ties him to a bed and shatters both his legs with a big old mallet so he can't ever escape? That's the only reason anyone remembers that movie anyway, what the fuck man come on.

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Dingus Bajingus]

On the subject of Spoony's fans trying to blow smoke up his ass, they really should have realized by now (read: a few years ago) that that shit is never going to help. And honestly, it shouldn't. Think about it from Noah's perspective... I know, I know, bear with me here. These people have never met you and don't actually know anything about you, beyond the (at least somewhat) exaggerated character you put on for your videos. They only know you as the le ebin funnyman who shouted BETRAYAL and bitches about Final Highlander: I Heard That, Reb Brown. But they think they do know you. They think that watching those bideos and knowing all the dank maymays gives them enough insight into you that they can just sidle up and treat you like someone they actually have a rapport with. That would feel like absolute dogshit in two ways. 1) It would be harder than hell to shake the idea that they only want their dancing monkey back, and 2) The only source of positivity you're getting is from people who only know a fake version of you.

It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for Noah... until you remember that he continued accepting money for doing nothing, and more pertinently to this, that the reason this is his only source of positivity is the fact that he himself alienated everyone else who ever cared about him, and worst of all, the fact that he continually slaps down any suggestion that he seek help for whatever medical/mental/chemical/behavioral issue keeps fucking him up. It really is a morbidly fascinating situation we're watching unfold here.

[rabidtictac]

If he were actually receptive to getting help, his cuck fans would move heaven and earth to fucking help him. He'd have autists driving up to his fucking house so he could get rides wherever he wanted to go. The one dude mentioned grubhub. They'd be delivering him scheduled meals and buying him games/video equipment so he could make more regular videos.

You all underestimate how fucking autistic his remaining fans are. If he gave 1%, his fans would jump in with 99% right away. But he doesn't want to give 1%. He wants to give -100% and bitch about how his life sucks so his cuck fans will try to cheer him up. Then he can bust their balls, which is the only thing in this life outside of trump tweeting that gives him pleasure. He was shitting on his fans back when his website was still popular.

There are so many people more deserving of the blind adoration and handholding than this bitch. People like Auli who had actual problems in their life that they weren't responsible for. People who try to remain positive even though they're carrying weights that the average first-world person can't imagine. Survivors of warzones and people who have degenerative diseases that will kill them before 30. Actual worthwhile human beings who probably could use a nice Grubhub delivery every now and then, or a friendly face to cheer them up and hang out with them. That's what gets me about Spoony's fanbase. They waste all this time and energy on a bum who has no INTEREST in changing anything or even being nice to them!

This bitch does nothing all fucking day and he can't even find the energy to not be a shithead. On the contrary, he expends EXTRA energy to be a fucking dickhead to his fans, when he could say nothing at all or give a generic "thanks" response.

[casual pleb]

Back to tweeting about wrastling. Well that didn't take long...

[Kugelfisch]

That tweeting flowchart is so ingrained that those tweets just happen. Like an automaton, he just pumps them out. He's likely not even aware of doing so.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Good god, firecrotch is back. Is it worth questioning why would you try to search for her long-lost face? Also that filter turned her face into wax figuring and made her look like she has hairy chest, because she couldn't be bothered to apply the filter everywhere. I don't know who did it worse, the "no neck" Trucker lady, or Hairy dragon?

Back to tweeting about wrastling. Well that didn't take long...

As a celebration of surviving yet another year and defying god, common sense, justice and humanity, he probably poured vodka straight up his ass, which knocked him out for 24 hours.