Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

CRAAAWLLLIIIING IN MYYYY SKIIIIIN

This melodramatic bitch needs a good ass-kicking. He's acting like a 15 year-old who lost their first girlfriend. This could be a positive change if he wants it to be. But he doesn't want anything about his life to ever be positive because that detracts from his full-time sympathy milking and shitting on others to feel superior.

Open this spoiler only if you don't value your sanity:

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This is the bitch Spoony was thirstposing @ earlier in the thread. The same one who said she had a ptsd panic attack when she read his sympathy bait.

[Guest]

I'm surprised she'd block a guy with a ten inch dick.

[Complicity]

It he was telling the truth about the five days in bed, that means also five days without taking a fucking shower. Disgusting pig.

The last time he took a shower was 1 year ago, when he went outside and destroyed the Sporky mobile.

"You are too fat and ugly to suck my dick and take care of me"

[MegaNigger]

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[Kugelfisch]

It he was telling the truth about the five days in bed, that means also five days without taking a fucking shower. Disgusting pig.

That's hardly the longest he's gone without a shower. Hell, that's hardly longer than he regularly goes without one.

[Guest]

Guys, be honest:

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would you fug?

[mad bum]

Guys, be honest:

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would you fug?

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Prebloated Orcril yes, current no.

[MegaNigger]

April needs one of these;



which I know she prefers anyway, but even then. That's a hard drunk fug and even then I would have seen her face before the mask and worry I'm fucking a dude.

So no.

[Amadeus]

Jesus Christ, whenever you think Spoony's hit rock bottom he gets a shovel and just keeps digging. Maybe if he sobered up every now and then to stave off the whisky dick and gave April the ol' Iron Bull she might have at least considered staying. You've got to be a special kind of sexually frustrated to spend 40 hours a week fingering yourself to goddamn Skyrim mods. But it wouldn't even surprise me if Spoony couldn't even put forth the effort to give her a decent thrusting. The only hail mary Spoony could pull off for relevancy at this point would be to go tranny. Might as fucking well since the only thing he's capable of doing now is appealing to sympathy for his sadbrains and the only thing that would let him stick his dick into just walked out the door.

[mad bum]

April needs one of these

I can almost guarantee she has all that and more with her new bull. No more fake skyrim BDSM for her!