Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Someone tweet him hoping that April took the dog. Guessing Oreo won't walk herself all those days he's all 'woe is me' in bed.

Dogs need walks 3-4 times a day goddamit you faggot.

[rabidtictac]

The boss is back everybody!

Try five years.

[Kugelfisch]

I see him as more of a crack person. Heroin requires effort

Not really. Plus running about on crack wouldn't fit him. Just laying around for hours in a heroin dream would fit much better.
Actually, smoking opium would fit best.

[casual pleb]

So what you all think are the chances of him drinking himself to death? I mean it's a perfect storm - he's alone on his birthday/holidays, April left him, dog is either dead or April took it, he's going to lose the house soon and will need to ask someone for help with moving/finding a new place to live and Trump is likely to be reelected.

Then again, Spoony never fails to disappoint...

[Guest]

This is the problem with these fucking idiots, they're still of the assumption that the Spoonyone is still a thing.

Newsflash you dumb fucks, there is no Spoonyone, the experiment is over, the reviews are over, the days of crossovers and collaborations and doing cameos in amateur movies are over. What's left is some deadbeat, has-been loser named Noah Antwhiler. All that fucker does now is whine on twitter and occasionally record terrible livestreams.

Duuuuuude, they don't care about Spoony the kahntent creator. They care about Noah Antwiler, the tortured soul behind the mask.

[Rushy]

So what you all think are the chances of him drinking himself to death? I mean it's a perfect storm - he's alone on his birthday/holidays, April left him, dog is either dead or April took it, he's going to lose the house soon and will need to ask someone for help with moving/finding a new place to live and Trump is likely to be reelected.

Then again, Spoony never fails to disappoint...

Zero.
People romanticise Spoony's downfall way too much. I doubt he even drinks anything stronger than beer. Spoony will continue to eat ramen and live on other people's generosity until long after we're all in the coffins.

[MegaNigger]

So what you all think are the chances of him drinking himself to death? I mean it's a perfect storm - he's alone on his birthday/holidays, April left him, dog is either dead or April took it, he's going to lose the house soon and will need to ask someone for help with moving/finding a new place to live and Trump is likely to be reelected.

Then again, Spoony never fails to disappoint...

Zero.
People romanticise Spoony's downfall way too much. I doubt he even drinks anything stronger than beer. Spoony will continue to eat ramen and live on other people's generosity until long after we're all in the coffins.

I take him being miserable. There are tons of things worse than death.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even if he drank stronger stuff than beer, he'd probably pass out / fall asleep way before overdosing?
How hard is overdosing on booze, anyways? 'Cause here in Kraut newspapers I keep reading stories about drunkards caught with enough alcohol in them to kill a less experienced human.

[Vaporwear]

Even if he drank stronger stuff than beer, he'd probably pass out / fall asleep way before overdosing?
How hard is overdosing on booze, anyways? 'Cause here in Kraut newspapers I keep reading stories about drunkards caught with enough alcohol in them to kill a less experienced human.

I don't think he's gonna OD on beer, but I do hope he'll drink so much that over the course of the next decade he'll end up with liver failure. Nothing about his downfall has been quick, it's all been a slow process of him destroying himself through sheer apathy. I would assume his death would be like that too.

[Guest]

JUST DO IT YOU FAGGOT!
JUST.FUCKING.DO.IT!
(and livestream it too)