Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dehbashi]

Oh no. Not this shit.

Get the hint Noah. She knows the flood is coming and you don't have the ark to save her.

[Osterzone]

Oh no. Not this shit.

[oldbones]

Truly one of the great romantic tragedies of our time. This will be one that people talk about for ages. Forget Bonnie and Clyde or Sid and Nancy. The ballad of Spoony and April is what this generation deserves.

[rabidtictac]

Oh no. Not this shit.

I wonder why



It couldn't possibly be because Spoony is a drug-addled, substance-abusing, shiftless, toxic, narcissistic gas bag, could it? Nahhhh. Must be because she's a bitch. I mean, what a fucking cunt right? Trying to make a clean break from a toxic asshole.

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It's one of my pet peeves when I see some narcissistic faggot pulling lowkey stalker shit with an ex because they can't just move on from the idea that someone was able to escape their orbit.

^Voice will love this hot quality content.

[Guest]

Guys! Guys! Noah was abused by April! Have you heard that? Did you know that?

[Guest]

I also enjoy how this orbiter is self aware of the autism surrounding all of noah's orbiters AND is also low key calling him out.

[MegaNigger]

Guys! Guys! Noah was abused by April! Have you heard that? Did you know that?

Ninja'd

I could not fucking believe that.

[Guest]

Just to stir some shit up, someone should tweet April and tell her that people and noah(she has him blocked anyway can't see what he's been tweeting) are claiming she abused noah, and link her to this tweet. Ask her if she has anything to say.

[Le Redditeur]

Hey Spoony, you know what women don't like? Destitute, homeless, depressed alcoholics that punch Christmas trees for no reason.

You know what women like? Orange-tanned billionaires who brag about they letting him grab them by the pussy, who are also the most powerful man on Earth and, more importantly, never cried because of a hoe.

Just saying.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Though would be interesting to see Spoony of all people kickstart a more succesful online revenge keikaku than Lupa could ever muster.

Sporky should abandon any pretense and tell Cuckson what he really thinks of him, and that he should fuck off.
I'm fine with either broken hearted Jizzon doing the JewWario, or doing the Elliot Rodger with Boss.

I think he likes keeping him around because he is the densest mofo of the bunch. His personal whipping boy.

Oh no. Not this shit.

How long till the inevitable "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, APRIL!" ?

7,507 tweets. 4 followers.

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None of them are Spoony.

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Spoony doesn't need to follow him. All of his best tweets are directed at him.