Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

It's all fake bullshit. I remember in one of the vlogs, I believe it was TLJ one, he sat there in front of a christmas tree with a santa hat on.

Noah is, amongst many other things, a pathological liar.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Thinks he's going to guilt her into coming back.

Coming back to what? There won't be a house for much longer. I doubt that she will join him under the bridge, unless it generally improves his living conditions.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Guilt-tripping her into coming back would also involve a long-winded routine of him pretending to be sorry and promising that he can change. Spoony has spend the last 10+ years throwing his unfiltered hatred into everyone's face. You think he could emotionally manipulate her?

[pibbs]

I doubt that she will join him under the bridge...

That is a fun thing to imagine.

[Kugelfisch]

But she's a proud orc, not a troll. Spoopy, however, would fit there perfectly. Maybe he'll beg for Superchats instead of gold coins for right of way.

[Vaporwear]

Merry Christmas everyone, and while we all hang out with family, friends and loved ones, and exchange gifts, remember that Noah Antwhiler, formerly known as the Spoonyone, is in his basement rotting away all alone as he tweets nonsense and counts down the days until the bank throws him onto the streets.

God Bless us, everyone! Except for Antwhiler, because even God hates that slacker.

[Keith Chegwin]

Remember also that the branch is still in his back garden to this day

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[Vaporwear]

Guilt-tripping her into coming back would also involve a long-winded routine of him pretending to be sorry and promising that he can change. Spoony has spend the last 10+ years throwing his unfiltered hatred into everyone's face. You think he could emotionally manipulate her?

He could try but rApril left the second he got that eviction notice, she knows Antwhiler is a failed IN who makes no money and can't keep her in a nice, comfy house. The only way she would come back is literally money. Lots and lots of money, enough to make sure Noah keeps the house.

But that's not gonna happen. Gold diggers be gold digging, I still don't understand why Antwhiler thought she was anything other than that. It was pretty fucking obvious from day one, she just wanted to be a hole he could spend a couple minutes in each day and in exchange he was supposed to do the money thing. Honestly I don't even begrudge her, he just needed not to be some sad-brain loser and he could've kept himself a housekeeper and dog walker who he could fuck in between editing sessions. Antwhiler had everything that could've made for a wonderful life and in response he threw it all away.

I still hope she took the dog with her. That dog is fucked otherwise.

[Vaporwear]

Remember also that the branch is still in his back garden to this day

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I wonder if the bank will charge him for the branch removal. It'll take 2 dudes 10 minutes to cut it up into smaller pieces and then toss it out with the rest of Noah's useless nerd shit. They should do that and bill him $200 dollars just cause.

[Guest]

Holy shit it's on Google Earth, Noah's laziness is now so vast it can be seen from outer space