Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

Maybe he'll go and live with Cockslut

[Guest]

Yeah on reflection, as much fun as it would be for Noah to become a homeless bum and scrambling to Internet cafes with his change to rant on Twitter about his betrayal in life and how it’s Trump’s fault... Noah always disappoints.

2 will probably never happen as Noah will never have the guts to voluntarily kill himself. The only way that would happen would be an unplanned accidental overdose of meds or alcohol poisoning.

I didn’t realise he wasn’t welcome at Thanksgiving and things were strained with family. That means 3) is unlikely then as I doubt they will bail him out.

So I guess 4) moving in with family/Miles is the most likely. Will his family even want him living there if things are strained?

As far as I know he’s still probably on good terms with Miles. He’s never as far as I know, said anything negative on Twitter about him. Only obstacle would be if Miles lives with a girlfriend/wife. Probably no issue if he is a bachelor except for the embarrassment of Noah living there.

I guess the only positive of Noah living with Miles is that he might give Noah some tough love and push him into sorting his life out whilst he lives under his roof.

[pibbs]

So you're telling me that one time be pwned that Vampire LARP session with the most keikau of all keikakus did not happen ?!

What the one where he walked into a "coven" of faggy"vampires" didn't like the way they did things then technically "blew up" the place with c4 because he wrote C4 on a piece of paper and left it in the bathroom?

[Kugelfisch]

His parents certainly won't take in his useless ass. They kicked him out ages ago and by now don't want him around in any way. He never talks about his older brother and I'm not sure if he's ever even mentioned his sister so those two are out as well. If anyone's going to help him out it'll be Miles. Miles didn't deserve to have to play the role of the handler for his useless older brother.

Spoony should do an Etika and wavedash off of a high bridge without L-landing to SD. But I'd be beyond surprised if rule 1 was ever broken.

Maybe he'll go and live with Cockslut

No chance in hell. Viga is the alpha silverback in the house and wouldn't allow it. Not to mention Lusty Linky is already sweating bullets over the billth to feed that beast and to repair his cuck shed.
Besides, the ever berating, nagging and condescending Fatkara would drive Spoon out of the house just by being himself on the first day.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Linkara would just constantly ask him if he could pull of a Dr. Insano for his epic storyline. That might just be the one thing that could cause him to an hero.

What the one where he walked into a "coven" of faggy"vampires" didn't like the way they did things then technically "blew up" the place with c4 because he wrote C4 on a piece of paper and left it in the bathroom?

He didn't just totally leave a piece of paper with "C4" on it. He totally put countdown cards on top of it, which the LARP vampire totally read one after another like a scene in an Hollywood action flick

[MegaNigger]

Linkara would just constantly ask him if he could pull of a Dr. Insano for his epic storyline. That might just be the one thing that could cause him to an hero.

What the one where he walked into a "coven" of faggy"vampires" didn't like the way they did things then technically "blew up" the place with c4 because he wrote C4 on a piece of paper and left it in the bathroom?

He didn't just totally leave a piece of paper with "C4" on it. He totally put countdown cards on top of it, which the LARP vampire totally read one after another like a scene in an Hollywood action flick

I bet the Dm he handed the cards to DID read them but only after Noah insisted he had to read them in order.

[Poonoo]

Even now he doesn't seem to quite get that his days of drifting by with inaction are over.

If he was actually concerned he would have went to see the new Star Wars movie and put out a vlog and steamed more. He probably thinks Miles won't say no and arrogantly thinks he'll get away with everything.

He's a cop and they are not generally these sjw- "we are all equal" cucks, which Noah clearly is today. There's a good chance Miles even voted for Trump.

I remember on 1.0 Miles' Facebook page had a picture of him with Penn Jillett, a well known libertarian, so he clearly leaned right when he started being a cop.

[rabidtictac]

I think he's doing what I said. He's in a drunken stupor somewhere, just killing time, abusing substances until the day the bank shows up to forcibly take the property away. He can squat there for some time before they get all their ducks in a row to force him out. Probably figures he can just call a cab and show up at Miles' door when that happens. If he were worried, he would have done a lot of things he hasn't done. He's not bothered. Or if he is, it's a surface-level concern that can't penetrate layers upon layers of alcoholic brain fuzz and self-pitying bullshit.

[MegaNigger]

He's saying this in response to the new Terminator, but we all know what he ACTUAL LEE means.

Then there's this cuck...

BUT before you hate him too much check this shit poster I randomly found!

Leon Thomas is the guy behind Renegade Cut obviously

He's a chan /h/ faggot for sure

All the reason you need to know Renegade Cut is fucking trash right here!

God damn Spoony leads down some strange rabbit holes.

[Kugelfisch]

The fuck is Renegade Cut?