Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

So I guess he's pretty hard up for cash then, since his pigtreons are not gonna cut it.

He could always sell some of his stuff on Ebay, I'm sure his remaining, deluded fans like Jackoff Jin are just eager to buy Burton.

That's the thing though, his paypigs haven't been cutting it for months, maybe even years now and Antwhiler still didn't do anything about it. He probably just burned through whatever savings he had left and when that was done he stopped paying his mortgage.

He's clearly given up and is just waiting for the bank people to come and kick his ass out. He's not gonna try and save himself, I guess whatever shit he has will just get thrown out since he's not gonna bother to clean it out himself.

[Vaporwear]

Absolutely 4, the real question is if he's moving in with Miles or his parents. I guess it all depends if Miles currently has a family or not.

I don't think his parents have that good of a relationship with him. I question if they'd let him move in.

I'm really hoping for a Spoony Bum type scenario. I hope his family completely abandons that failure-to-launch loser and lets him rot on the streets. That's almost 40 years of failure right there, and at this point I feel his parents are too old to be dealing with that useless manchild.

[Keith Chegwin]

You think that heroic chad like Miles is living alone like his bum brother? I'll bet my bread and salt that I'm having for a dinner that he at least has a girlfriend and probably a family at this point.

He still a deputy sheriff? I'd find it tough to imagine starting a family with a guy who might get shot and killed tomorrow, unless his bitch made him quit

[Complicity]

3 may happen only if his parents are the "throw money at the problem and ignore it until it goes away" kind, but we are talking about a lot of money this time.
He will move in with who despises him the least, and under the "get a job or fuck off" condition

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

While 3) is certainly more likely than 2), I'm pretty sure it's too late for that. Not only is this a lot of money, but the "problem" in question is that Spoony lives way above his meager e-income. If his parents bail him out, they'll have to keep doing it about once per year or so.
It's way cheaper to just keep him in your own basement, feeding him with a bucket of cheap whiskey and fast food every now and then.

He could always sell some of his stuff on Ebay, I'm sure his remaining, deluded fans like Jackoff Jin are just eager to buy Burton.

He probably has already done that. Remember how he once asked for rare tabletop RPG books. You think he did that for a Counter Monkey episode that he was totally going to make?

[pibbs]

And his year just keeps rolling.

[rabidtictac]

Even when he's lamenting the death of a friend, he acts like an arrogant little bitch. Do you think your friend wanted his legacy to be that he farts while playing tabletop games?

[Guest]

I guarantee you he's writing deranged fan fiction between tweets.

[Guest]

Even when he's lamenting the death of a friend, he acts like an arrogant little bitch. Do you think your friend wanted his legacy to be that he farts while playing tabletop games?

Were they even friends any more? Had they talked in the last 5-10 years? Unlikely!

[rabidtictac]

Most of spoony's old tabletop gaming crew probably thought he was a cunt.