April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Singh'sSpot]

Her next strategy is to be with an actually rich, successful guy, put on makeup, a sexy dress, doll the shit out of herself and hit up a guy at a high class bar and pop the question: "So what do you do for a living?"

[Vaporwear]

Her next strategy is to be with an actually rich, successful guy, put on makeup, a sexy dress, doll the shit out of herself and hit up a guy at a high class bar and pop the question: "So what do you do for a living?"

And that rich, successful guy is gonna give her a look over and laugh in her face. Bitch is too old, bloated and ugly. This bitch is used up, she should've hooked up with a decent-looking guy in her 20s but instead she squatted over at Antwhiler's place for almost an entire decade like the stupid cunt that she is.

Her best bet now is some divorced dude in his 40s or 50s who's looking for something younger than him but can't reasonably get himself a 20-something year old bitch with daddy issues.

[rabidtictac]

She'll find some officer worker nerd who will be delighted to have a nerdy wife who isn't super fat.

[Keith Chegwin]

I can tell you exactly the kind of guy she'll end up with. He'll be exactly like Spoony. People tend to repeat patterns

[GitGud]

Girls, after such a long, slow and unfucked relationship are like hungry squirrels. If they see nuts for the first time, they shove them in their mouth and run away to their hiding hole to get the most out of them.

Now, imagine April down on her knees and hands, running throughout Aurora while dragging some poor dude behind her. He screams bloody murder as his sore back shaves over the asphalt, and the only other sound you hear is something that reminds you of some industrial vacuum cleaner......................

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Her next strategy is to be with an actually rich, successful guy, put on makeup, a sexy dress, doll the shit out of herself and hit up a guy at a high class bar and pop the question: "So what do you do for a living?"

What she will ACTUAL LEE ask is "So what do you think about Skyrim?"

[Vaporwear]

I can tell you exactly the kind of guy she'll end up with. He'll be exactly like Spoony. People tend to repeat patterns

That's not out of the question. After all, she's a slacker who's basically been coasting through life off the fact that she's a gold digging woman who's major success in finding a man was reeling in an antisocial asshole who later on turned out to be an even bigger slacker than she is. She might only be able to reel in other men like that, underachieving losers who suck at getting women and will desperately cling to any chick that shows interest, including a middle-aged ugly one like rApril.

[Vaporwear]

Girls, after such a long, slow and unfucked relationship are like hungry squirrels. If they see nuts for the first time, they shove them in their mouth and run away to their hiding hole to get the most out of them.

Now, imagine April down on her knees and hands, running throughout Aurora while dragging some poor dude behind her. He screams bloody murder as his sore back shaves over the asphalt, and the only other sound you hear is something that reminds you of some industrial vacuum cleaner......................

What are you even trying to say? What the fuck is this?

[wulfenlord]

Her next strategy is to be with an actually rich, successful guy, put on makeup, a sexy dress, doll the shit out of herself and hit up a guy at a high class bar and pop the question: "So what do you do for a living?"

What she will ACTUAL LEE ask is "So what do you think about Skyrim?"

More like "Want to reenact my Skyrim mods? :3"

[Some Sick Fuck]

I find it pretty amusing that so many people care about her future and create the potential outcomes She'll be fine. Worst case scenario, she still has that dragon dildo (unless it's been reduced to ash from frequent use) and airhead like her will be able to play Skyrim for decades and not get bored.