Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

It's absolutely disgusting that he can't even snap out of his twitter flowchart at a time like this. I hope Santa gives him a shotgun.

[MegaNigger]

It's absolutely disgusting that he can't even snap out of his twitter flowchart at a time like this. I hope Santa gives him a shotgun.

It's sadly the only way we're gonna continue to see the slow burn. Homeless twitter posting incoming! I've thankfully never gone through a foreclosure. What happens next for him?

[veris leta facies]

It's absolutely disgusting that he can't even snap out of his twitter flowchart at a time like this. I hope Santa gives him a shotgun.

It's sadly the only way we're gonna continue to see the slow burn. Homeless twitter posting incoming! I've thankfully never gone through a foreclosure. What happens next for him?

He will be kicked out of the house sometime in the next 215 days.

How long does it take to foreclose a property in Illinois?

Depending on the court schedule, it usually takes approximately 215 days to effectuate an uncontested foreclosure. This process may be delayed if the borrower contests the action, seeks delays and adjournments of hearings, or files for bankruptcy. Property owners have a right to reinstate a defaulted mortgage within ninety (90) days of the personal service of the foreclosure complaint. Property owners have thirty (30) days after the foreclosure sale is confirmed to retain possession and occupancy of the property at the expiration of which they must vacate.

https://www.foreclosure.com/statelaw_IL.html

By the next summer he'll be homeless. Could be much sooner also, I doubt he takes the effort to contests the action or seek delays and adjournments of hearings. He'll do nothing until the day comes when he's carried out the house.

[Guest]

Knudsen is going to have to do a DTRH sequel, this should be documented in every way possible.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Took you long enough to reach the end game Spoony but you finally did it. Like I said before I think your best bet is to move into Miles shed in his backyard. That is if he'll have you.

I was about to mention that time he went "I'm gonna lose my house (if you don't keep giving me money)" about every other week. You'd think that would come up again now that he's actually for realz this time losing his house.

The whale would have to be fucking Leviathan to give him 200 grand

It's probably way cheaper to wait and get some authentic Spoony paraphernalia at the auction. You'll probably be able to get that sweet Counter Monkey set, perhaps even Burton the Robot (tm)!

[GitGud]

It's probably way cheaper to wait and get some authentic Spoony paraphernalia at the auction. You'll probably be able to get that sweet Counter Monkey set, perhaps even Burton the Robot (tm)!

Oh what would that be a great Pornhub Video. Spoony Experiment with Burton the Robot. The only thing you need is an old dirty D&D T-Shirt, some worn out boxer shorts, a blue Fleshlight, some Duct Tape and a wig with long black hair. Clean Burton under hot water for some weeks, use a good desinfectant, install the fleshlite, put on Shirt and Wig (Spray it with a fine mist of olive oil to get a greasy look), and scatter some old D&D stuff in thge room, before starting the Camera. Get in some foreplay, and then, Fuck the Shit up. In the end use your raw Material, and start cutting your Movie. And don´t forget to use Soundfiles from the original Spoony Reviews to get that authentic Spoony Feeling.

Bonus Points:
Get some cheap chack hoe, spend some money to dye her hair, put her in some April like cloths and let her play the part.

Hire some mexican illegal gardner, give him some extra cash so he dresses up in some cheap leather jacket and give him some lines he can stutter in broken english. Call him Angry Jose,

If you get some extra Money, hire guys and gals from the street with no real talent so they can play other people out of spoonys life.....

The only Sex in this Video will be Burton and Wanking in different positions.......

Upload it to PH, and link it EVERYWERE.....

[Keith Chegwin]

It's absolutely disgusting that he can't even snap out of his twitter flowchart at a time like this. I hope Santa gives him a shotgun.

Might as well enjoy it while it lasts. Might as well get all the enjoyment he can out of that phone/computer/whatever before they take it away

[Old Black Man]

Don’t worry guys, Spoony’s been planning for this all along. He’s gonna cash in that copy of Tekken 7 at Gamestop!

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That’s for PS4, even less for Xbox! Not sure which he has.

How long till Cuckson starts a “save Boss’s home” charity extravaganza?

[MegaNigger]

Well OBM, don't forget Jackson is dumping his funds on ProJared. He's long since given up on Spoony and found a new boss.

[veris leta facies]

What? Jackson hasn't dumped the boss, he's still there commeting almost every Spoony's #depression tweet. "We'll make the upcoming days better" and all that his usual crap.

Spoony may have lost his girlfriend, his car and his career, and he will soon lose his house, but what he doesn't lose ever is the unconditional love of Jackson Jinson.