Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

Any normal person, this would be a fucking wake up call.
They're going to find Spooner dead in six months. They won't even notice he's gone until they see the flies on the windows

[Guest]

The title is fine as it is. His family are already shamed by his existence

The Antwiler name needs to be blackened Spring Thomas-style for unleashing that cuck on the world. When a family member is trying to get hired, the employer should google them and spit his water out. "This faggot's your relative? Get the fuck out!" Stop being a contrary nigger, Keith. Fury Road isn't the game changer you think it is.

[Keith Chegwin]

>Calls me a contrary nigger
>Wants to change the title everybody thought was funny and liked just fine

[Le Redditeur]

Such dedication to this Fury Road autism... it's like pottery. Bravo, sir.

[Guest]

If we really are in someone's dream th

[Vaporwear]

This is so transparent, just like every time this fucking loser whines about anything. Motherfucker hasn't been doing shit in years except record a scattered number of piss poor livestreams, so despite the break-up nothing has changed in that regards. The only thing that has changed is that Noah has a new excuse for being a loser. Antwhiler is an excuse generator, that's all he is. What a pathetic loser, someone needs to drag him out of the house and beat him to death, he's useless and because he refuses to kill himself someone should do it for him.

[Vaporwear]

This is what this fuck face needs to hear, not that "take your time boss" or "I'll give you money to help out" shit, he needs to hear the truth, that he's a loser and he should kill himself. Hopefully if enough people tell him to kill himself he'll do it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He never does what people. Tell him. To do. Otherwise he'd have seen Furry Load by now.

[Old Black Man]

It won’t bring back the lady who played dungeon/house keeper to me for 8 years, such woe.

Spoony really needs to watch a bunch of those movies where the screw up guy gets his girl back/gets a better one. Sure they’re movies, but at least those characters try and don’t just fester in basements. And I know he’s seen Shaun of the Dead, he should know how this works.

I really hope she took the dog, I really don’t want someone to do a wellness check on Spoony and find Oreo looking like Fry’s dog from Futurama.

[Guest]

And he’s right back to talking about wrestling. I think what people get wrong is thinking that these “woe is me” tweets are Spoony trying to express his emotions. He has no emotions; the tweets are just part of the pattern.