April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
There's very few men who are as much of a loser as Spoony. Like I said, working a shit job >>>>>>> being Spoony. You know how many guys are out there who aren't super-mega fat and work some lame job somewhere, and would kill to have a not-fat wife like April? The bar is low for women and it stays low for a long time. Even more so if she has (((MUH NERD INTERESTS))). She'll find some office worker who DM's on the weekends with his old loser college friends and she'll make him the happiest man in the world.
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No she won't. She's a dumb bitch who likes bad boys. She'll hook up with a loser who bounces around between jobs, gets drunk on cheap beer, Vapes and drives a 15 year old junky Camaro.
The fuck is wrong with you people all of a sudden?. Yeah she FINALLY dumped Sooony, and that's great, but it took her years to do it. Why? Because she's a dumb bitch. Stop giving her all this credit because she finally did one sensible thing. She's a vapid danger hair woke bitch. Sure next to Armz and Lupa she seems tame, but next to normal women, she's a trashy embarrassment.
The fuck is wrong with you people all of a sudden?. Yeah she FINALLY dumped Sooony, and that's great, but it took her years to do it. Why? Because she's a dumb bitch. Stop giving her all this credit because she finally did one sensible thing. She's a vapid danger hair woke bitch. Sure next to Armz and Lupa she seems tame, but next to normal women, she's a trashy embarrassment.

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Doubt it. On the theory of 'Once bitten, twice shy' she'll probably just end up alone.
I don't know how you've gotten the impression that this isn't normal woman behaviour. A lot of women stick in bad relationships, with way worse guys than noodle arms, because they think they can change the guy or because they've sunk a lot of time and investment into the guy or a multitude of other reasons.pibbs wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:27 pmYeah she FINALLY dumped Sooony, and that's great, but it took her years to do it. Why? Because she's a dumb bitch. Stop giving her all this credit because she finally did one sensible thing. She's a vapid danger hair woke bitch. Sure next to Armz and Lupa she seems tame, but next to normal women, she's a trashy embarrassment.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Yeah, she's very basic bitch. Silly interests, no actual qualifications, bland opinions, sticks around with a loser for years. All very normal stuff. What you call "normal" women, pibbs, would be an absolute exception. You're browsing twitter so you should know that.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:48 pmI don't know how you've gotten the impression that this isn't normal woman behaviour. A lot of women stick in bad relationships, with way worse guys than noodle arms, because they think they can change the guy or because they've sunk a lot of time and investment into the guy or a multitude of other reasons.pibbs wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:27 pmYeah she FINALLY dumped Sooony, and that's great, but it took her years to do it. Why? Because she's a dumb bitch. Stop giving her all this credit because she finally did one sensible thing. She's a vapid danger hair woke bitch. Sure next to Armz and Lupa she seems tame, but next to normal women, she's a trashy embarrassment.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Which might also be why she endured him for so long. Sunk Cost Fallacy is a she-wolf.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:48 pmI don't know how you've gotten the impression that this isn't normal woman behaviour. A lot of women stick in bad relationships, with way worse guys than noodle arms, because they think they can change the guy or because they've sunk a lot of time and investment into the guy or a multitude of other reasons.
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I wonder how long she was gone before he noticed.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
When he started stepping in Oreo's shit because there wasn't someone else in the house to let him out.
Is Spoony dead yet?
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When the moaning coming from her room suddenly stopped.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
He knows deep down he's a worthless sack of shit and that he didn't even deserve a basket case like rApril. He's just too much a fucking pussy to enforce his will. He knows it. That's why he only talks shit on Twitter where it's safe and people can't fight back/soy face to catch what little cum he can ejaculate still.
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April is autoblocking people who follow spoons
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