April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:58 pm

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We joke, but this seems like the most plausible fate for Spoony. He'll lose the house and there's just no where else for him to go.
He can't afford a move back to arizona. He'll have to shack up with linky.
A fate worse than death.
Free blowjobs 24/7 tho!

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by GitGud » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:13 pm

Aww, just think about how Linky would go down on Spoony, wet, loud lip smacking.....gagging noises, maybe from the smell, maybe from the hairs on spoony bush......and after a nice round of 69 there will be Big spoon and Little Spoon. Or the Review some Pacific Rim. Or to be mor exact, Linkys long Dong Pleaser punches on Spoonys dark Portal, his army around Spoonys Hips so he can Play with Cock and Balls while THE ANTWILER grunts in Insanos Voice so that Linky gets even harder.....
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by Tony Schiavone » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:23 pm

Didnt take her long to move on:
She's already got guys chasing after her in the replies.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:27 pm

I told y'all she wouldn't disappear
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:58 pm

Imagine thinking a woman would be able to leave social media.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:05 pm

It is a source of free money, after all.
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And he will pay him by feeding and cleaning his gorilla.
Or worse: Insano cameos.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:12 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
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Didnt take her long to move on:
When was the last time she acknowledged da boss's existence? There is nothing to get over, she was probably just staying in the house for last few years and Spooner was so out of it that he hasn't even noticed that the thing with him in the bed wasn't Orcil, but Oreo.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:28 pm

>implying they actually shared a bed
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:06 pm

>dir en grey
Scratch anything even remotely positive I may have said about rApril.
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Re: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:06 am

Can't wait until she starts taking selfies with a new guy. That's when we'll see the Lord of Tekken unleash his full fury.

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