April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You might be overselling the amount of time these two actually interacted with each other.

[Rushy]

why would they, when every time she went down there, Noah's just sitting there wanting to hit da hoe with his noodle arms

[Vaporwear]

She could always take the path of Spoopy and do Twitch live streams and rake in the begging bucks while peddling her etsy garbage.

She'd have to spill about Spoony's disgusting living habits, delusions of grandeur, and how often he brought up the red dragon.

I'd actually watch that.

You'd regret it. You guys have forgotten that rApril is a failed IN. She tried and simply could not captivate anyone because she has zero charisma, no talent, can barely form a coherent sentence, and at this point she's too old to try the sex appeal route.

Any video she'd make would suck balls. It would be boring, slow, awkward, she would ramble incoherently, and the video would last for hours. You would hang yourself after the first 10 minutes.

No, she's a failure who's best option is to disappear and forget this Internet shit. She can't hack it as a IN and her attempts to hitch herself to a notable (at the time) IN ended in complete failure. I already mentioned what I think she's gonna do, at this point I don't see her doing anything else with her current usernames and accounts.

She's gone dudes.

[Le Redditeur]

She's gone dudes.

[Guest]

Any video she'd make would suck balls.

I wish she'd suck my balls.

[mad bum]

She's gone dudes.

Man the critic was a good show.

[Keith Chegwin]

Man the critic was a good show.

Don't let Ben hear you say that

[Cucksonjin]

She's gone dudes.

Man the critic was a good show.

Too Bad the web series killed it

[Guest]

Any video she'd make would suck balls.

I wish she'd suck my balls.

The thirst for this 0/10 hobgoblin is ridiculous. She makes Lula look like Gigi Hadid.

[MegaNigger]

I'm holding out hope for some juicy confirmation on exactly how much of a useless prick Spoony is in about a year.