April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:21 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:20 am
>15 hours a week folding clothes for minimum wage
>oldest one at store while even the teenagers regularly quit
>"job"
>does work
>gets paid to do work
>not a job
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by RedLine » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:25 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:01 am
Chances of her jumping to camwhore?
April isn't smart, but she is still a woman and I don't think she would have bailed on a largely comfortable situation without an exit plan.
Most likely scenarios are moved in with some roommates from the shirt-folding job, moving in with parents, or been cucking Spoony for some time now and feels comfortable enough with the new relationship to leave him in his squalor.
If she is going to do any "camwhoring" then it'll be private exchanges with long-time thirstfags not over something like Chaturbate.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:34 am

Wasn't it two jobs that she had?

In any case, she's not the one who should be concerned about what to do for food and shelter
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by Tony Schiavone » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:40 am

Keith, I think you've missed more points here than an NFL kicker.
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...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by RedLine » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:49 am

It is fun to think of April working two jobs, taking the bus each day, and saving every penny until she is finally able to tell Noodle Arms Antwiler that he'll be emptying his own piss jars from now on.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:54 am

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:40 am
Keith, I think you've missed more points here than an NFL kicker.
I'm not a fancy Burgerican, well versed in handegg. I don't know what that means
RedLine wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:49 am
It is fun to think of April working two jobs, taking the bus each day, and saving every penny until she is finally able to tell Noodle Arms Antwiler that he'll be emptying his own piss jars from now on.
I wouldn't be surprised if that's what she did. Their 'relationship' has barely been a relationship for at least a couple of years now
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:36 am

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Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:52 am
I'll change it back if needed. The title as it is now is not permanent either way. I or another mod can come up with something more creative once we have confirmation.
I vote for "April Lon Gon".

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Rushy » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:45 am

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He had a big following back then. I'm sure rApril can handle the five or six trannies who still care about him now
You forget the Russians. He still has a few hundred of those in his back pocket
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Oh there will be fucker for sure.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:17 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:36 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:52 am
I'll change it back if needed. The title as it is now is not permanent either way. I or another mod can come up with something more creative once we have confirmation.
I vote for "April Lon Gon".

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:57 pm

Rushy wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:45 am
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:38 am
He had a big following back then. I'm sure rApril can handle the five or six trannies who still care about him now
You forget the Russians. He still has a few hundred of those in his back pocket
Does he want them, though, knowing that it was RUSSIA who put ORANGE MAN BAD into power?

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