I agree. I think she is still IN-adjacent enough to keep the thread alive for a little longer. Although I guess we can post about her new boyfriends in the Spoony thread.Cucksonjin wrote: ↑Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:02 pmI don't know about You guys,but i'll keep an eye on her just to see what kind of replacement she gets for Noah
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Real name is Lonski. A people lookup site has an April Lonski living in Spoony's house.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
You can find her on facebook under April Von Lon, but looks like she purged it. There is still link to her stink-shop and airhead description similar to her twitter bio, I don't see why would anybody just make a fake account of some dunce nobody cares about.

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Her fagbook is as baren as her womb
https://www.facebook.com/april.vonlon.9 ... 1575936678
https://www.facebook.com/april.vonlon.9 ... 1575936678
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She probably needs to do like Scarlet did and ghost herself. Move back to Milwaukee and stop using her real name because eventually Spoony's fans will blame her for boss's decline.
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He had a big following back then. I'm sure rApril can handle the five or six trannies who still care about him now
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony
Edited the OP on the tentative evidence so far that suggests she's not with Spoony any more:
-Spoony thirstfagging on some 3/10 who looks way worse than April
-Spoony crying about living alone in a big empty house
-Spoony's facefuck account seems to have been changed to show he's single
-Nothing to contradict this on April's side (her twatter has been dark except for shilling her etsy junk)
I'll change it back if needed. The title as it is now is not permanent either way. I or another mod can come up with something more creative once we have confirmation.
-Spoony thirstfagging on some 3/10 who looks way worse than April
-Spoony crying about living alone in a big empty house
-Spoony's facefuck account seems to have been changed to show he's single
-Nothing to contradict this on April's side (her twatter has been dark except for shilling her etsy junk)
I'll change it back if needed. The title as it is now is not permanent either way. I or another mod can come up with something more creative once we have confirmation.
Nah. Nobody cares about her and Spoony doesn't have many cucks left. They're probably excited because Boss can now give them his impotent whiskey dick.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony
Chances of her jumping to camwhore?
She was never known for anything other than a CA groupie, so unlike Lupa and Marz she was never able to build a delusion that people wanted to see her projects.
Just saying. Rents gonna be due and the only active followers she has right now are lonely fags. Time to win back the Carls.
She was never known for anything other than a CA groupie, so unlike Lupa and Marz she was never able to build a delusion that people wanted to see her projects.
Just saying. Rents gonna be due and the only active followers she has right now are lonely fags. Time to win back the Carls.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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She has a job Tony. She's probably the only one of their cohorts who actually does
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Former Domina to Spoony
>15 hours a week folding clothes for minimum wageKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:06 amShe has a job Tony. She's probably the only one of their cohorts who actually does
>oldest one at store while even the teenagers regularly quit
>"job"
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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