Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Old Black Man]

Shit, almost forgot to add: Now's your chance, Cuckson! Move in on the chance to get your boss' sloppy seconds. April is up for grabs. I know you're more into dicks but just think of filling the hole your master's dick, maybe, once filled. You don't want to be a virgin forever, do you? Fucking rubber pussies doesn't count, you know?

Hey if anyone’s getting a fistful of rApril’s pussy it’s me. I know I know, but I’ve got a thing for damaged chicks with a kinky side. Plus the submissive sex slave thing sounds kinda fun. Besides anything to cock block Cuckson, I’d dedicate my life to ensuring that he stays a virgin till the day he dies.

Knock off 4chan? how dare he! DHI is an esteemed site dedicated to the finest shitposting. I’m not a fine wine/cheese guy, but I imagine we’d be one of the higher tier ones, unlike our special needs edgelord tranny foxdick lessers, the PBR of these sites.

Aurora theaters better prepare for another shooting...oh who am I kidding? Spoony couldn’t muster the energy to do that.

“Okay I’m gonna shoot this place up! Fuck humanity! Denesh D’Souza’s new film is coming out and I’m gonna fill every last fascist drumpf supporter in there with lead.”

“But then I have to go to the pawnshop and get some guns, that’s all the way down the block. And trapping them all inside like that wannabe joker guy would take a lot of effort...”

“Fuck it, I’m just gonna stay in my dungeon and bitch on Twitter.”

[Kugelfisch]

Hey if anyone’s getting a fistful of rApril’s pussy it’s me. I know I know, but I’ve got a thing for damaged chicks with a kinky side. Plus the submissive sex slave thing sounds kinda fun. Besides anything to cock block Cuckson, I’d dedicate my life to ensuring that he stays a virgin till the day he dies.

Hey, I can respect that. The sloppy seconds of Spoony thing would put me off but in principle I'd be curious what one could make of her. Cucking Cuckson would be an amazing bonus. True story, I've once slammed a bitch just to cuck some fucker I didn't like. Scummy, I know, and I still don't feel all that good about it but at the time it felt just right.

[Old Black Man]

Hey if anyone’s getting a fistful of rApril’s pussy it’s me. I know I know, but I’ve got a thing for damaged chicks with a kinky side. Plus the submissive sex slave thing sounds kinda fun. Besides anything to cock block Cuckson, I’d dedicate my life to ensuring that he stays a virgin till the day he dies.

Hey, I can respect that. The sloppy seconds of Spoony thing would put me off but in principle I'd be curious what one could make of her. Cucking Cuckson would be an amazing bonus. True story, I've once slammed a bitch just to cuck some fucker I didn't like. Scummy, I know, and I still don't feel all that good about it but at the time it felt just right.

Understandable, and yeah April just seems like the type who you could do anything with. And in a consensual way, not a manipulative Onision way.

Btw I want a title like yours. It’s glorious.

[pibbs]

But... Spoony's dick was in there.

[rabidtictac]

Watch out guise, he'll shatter your arms if you talk shit about cucksonjizzing.

[Guest]

The replies to this make me want to puke

[rabidtictac]

The proper reply is "no shit, now tell us something we don't know."

If you try to kiss his ass or cheer him up, he just stomps on you. The way to deal with this fucker is call his bluff. Oh, you think your life is worthless? I fucking agree! Your life IS worthless! There are 600 pound burgerican welfare queens who contribute more to society than you do. You're a vacuum of negativity and egomania that sucks in everything good and turns it into an amorphous blob of self-important sympathy begging. It's looking more and more like April left you because honestly, who WOULD be able to tolerate your smug, self-righteous bullshit? You slime around your house, whining about Trump, crying about your fucking life. Then, when someone has the temerity to try to say something nice to you (and GOD KNOWS why any of your cucks are still hanging around), you start shit-talking them to make yourself feel good. Like, how dare they try to be nice to the King of Tekken! You sure set them straight!

"Spoony, some day your life will get better! I'm praying for you!"
"No it won't ever, and God sucks my dick."

Probably followed by you blocking the person. Congrats! You successfully baited another sucker. They crawl on their bellies, trying desperately to think of something to win your approval, and you shit on them. And again, fuck me if I can think of a reason they bother, because even the most worthless cuck fan is probably three times the person you are, no matter how fucked up they might be. I bet there are serial killers out there who are kinder and have done more to help other people than you have.

You even give people with mental illnesses a bad rap, since you create the impression that someone suffering a mental disorder is some kind of deranged wacko who can only speak in memes (FUCKING DRUMPFFFF!!!! PITY ME!!!!), or that it's impossible for a mentally ill individual to hold a job or engage in productive activities.

So good job, fucker, because everything about your existence makes this world a worse place to be. For all that movieblob loves to sperge about a glorious future full of moon wheat and galactic expansion, it's arrogant dipshits like you who do nothing and think they know everything who truly hold us back. And on top of that, you're not even NICE. You're one of the nastiest people I've ever had the displeasure to encounter. Right up there with Chantal Marie and Boogie. Except Boogie can fake being nice and you can't.

So there. You want to sit on twatter and fish for a reaction? There's your reaction. I hope you take the easy way out, but I know you won't because you're a gutless bitch and the suicide talk is just your way of baiting more cuck replies so you can feel big when you stomp them down.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Lol, he keeps tabs on this place. I wonder if anyone showed him my review.
https://youtu.be/zv5ZSiw0upo?t=459

[Guest]

And yet his Twitter page still says he's "Moving on with my life."


What a pathetic Cucknadian bitch. He really is a leaf.
Don't mess with me--or I'll dry out and crunch under your feet.

Start what again? Did he join the military or go overseas to train with monks? The fuck is he talking about?

I'm assuming it has something to do with Tekken 7.

[pibbs]