April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Old Black Man]

You know, if April did break up with Spoony, there's no need for this thread anymore. She's not an IN and can no longer give us any tidbits inside that hell house.

Not entirely true. She was part of the Spoony Experiment and she used to make her own videos too, "April von Lon" google search brings these videos right on the first page:




She is an IN, a failed one, but an IN nonetheless.

Not bad, has she ever gotten naked?

[GitGud]

You could lure her for an modelling job. Go to her workplace, watch her for two hours and then talk to her. You should get some professional printed buisness cards to impress her. Buy a cheap snd good looking money clip. Put a few 100 bucks in( Get some movie money) to show her something. Give her the adress for the casting, set up a little studio, and after you took some pics ask to make a few erotic erotic shots.....then build up your best casting couch speech to make her special....get dick sucked and get out, leave her your money clip with the movie prop money and get out back home.

- grow out a beard and wear some coulored contact lenses. Fake earrings, dye your hair and try some fake tatoos. Give yourself some real defining features that are easy to remember, but easy to fake. When you get away, ditch everything from your adventure right after. Use a Motel ect to change. Trow everything away and get back to your normal self. She will never find you and if she uses the fake money, the cops cannot find you, too.

[rabidtictac]

You know, if April did break up with Spoony, there's no need for this thread anymore. She's not an IN and can no longer give us any tidbits inside that hell house.

I want confirmation on this relationship ending before we do that. I think it's reasonable to conclude from Spoony thirstfagging on twatter that they're probably done, but proof would be best.

If she really is gone from his life and done trying to court IN dick, I'd have no problem locking the thread at such a time those things were confirmed. Unlike marzgunt, she hasn't done any truly heinous lolcow shit. The worst she's done is plug her shitty etsy shop full of overpriced, copyright-infringing products, dollpost some truly horrific images and talk about Skyrim sex dungeons.

And GitGud, you're putting way more thought into it than you need to. Just tell her you have a big following on youtube and show her some of your shitty review videos and she'll pop those legs open real fast.

[Keith Chegwin]

I want confirmation on this relationship ending before we do that. I think it's reasonable to conclude from Spoony thirstfagging on twatter that they're probably done, but proof would be best.

All I can say as to that is that veris is definitely right about him changing the relationship status

This is from an archive made in 2015. Can't see the current version, because archive doesn't work for personal Facebook pages any more and I don't use it myself because I'm not a fag. But if veris says it says 'single' now then one or other of them definitely changed it

[Keith Chegwin]

Thread title needs changing

[Cucksonjin]

I don't know about You guys,but i'll keep an eye on her just to see what kind of replacement she gets for Noah

[Keith Chegwin]

That's what I was thinking. She's worth watching just to see who the next nigga's going to be

[Guest]

Brad from MKE, obviously.

[pibbs]

She's radio silent right now. We'll need to see her personal FB and other social media. What was her real name?

April Lobonski or some shit, right?

[Keith Chegwin]

Brad from MKE, obviously.

Isn't he married to some cunt?

What was her real name?

What makes you think it's not Von Lon?