April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[pibbs]

You know, if April did break up with Spoony, there's no need for this thread anymore. She's not an IN and can no longer give us any tidbits inside that hell house.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Have any of his remaining fans asked him about the relationship? Possibly not, these two live in so different worlds on twitter that it's easy to forget they had a relationship to begin with.

INITIATING JIZZ CIRCUITS.

SpoilerShow

With allies like these, you really have no need for enemies, do you ?

[pibbs]

April might actually confirm the break up if someone asked her Spoony.

[Vaporwear]

April might actually confirm the break up if someone asked her Spoony.

Quick, someone ask her if she broke up with Antwhiler.

[veris leta facies]

You know, if April did break up with Spoony, there's no need for this thread anymore. She's not an IN and can no longer give us any tidbits inside that hell house.

Not entirely true. She was part of the Spoony Experiment and she used to make her own videos too, "April von Lon" google search brings these videos right on the first page:




She is an IN, a failed one, but an IN nonetheless.

[mad bum]

TFW April used to have a nice rack.

[Kugelfisch]

TFW April used to have a nice rack.

She was wasted on Spoonfag. She could've made some beta D&D player very happy.

[pibbs]

She's lucky she got out now. With make up and support bras she still has a couple of years left (but only a couple of years) to maybe hook some middle class beta.

She'll need to lose the pink/purple hair, and hide her Skyrim addiction until after she's married though.

[Kugelfisch]

She's lucky she got out now. With make up and support bras she still has a couple of years left (but only a couple of years) to maybe hook some middle class beta.

She'll need to lose the pink/purple hair, and hide her Skyrim addiction until after she's married though.

If she gets up there in age there's always daddy to fall back onto.
But she's shown that she can look passably normal if she wants to. With her standards being so low and her willing to work multiple jobs if need be I'm sure she'll find somebody. Really just about anybody would be better anyway so it's all looking up for her.

[Vaporwear]

She's lucky she got out now. With make up and support bras she still has a couple of years left (but only a couple of years) to maybe hook some middle class beta.

She'll need to lose the pink/purple hair, and hide her Skyrim addiction until after she's married though.

I assume she found a dude while working at her fold a shirt job, probably some 20 year old store supervisor who thinks he's hot shit because he's making 2 dollars more than the minimum wage and happens to be into older chicks like April because she reminds him of her mommy.

Good for her I guess. Too bad she spent her prime years on Antwhiler instead of immediately going back on the prowl when it was clear that her would be sugar daddy turned out to be a total loser. You just know those tits are sagging and the last time she appeared in a video it was clear she was starting to bloat up. Bitch better move fast if she wants her new fuck boy to put a ring on that finger, cause she's on her way to GILF status soon.

Actually I don't even know if she has a new boy toy. For all we know she just out of sheer frustration made it 100% clear to Antwhiler that they're done with but hasn't managed to line up a new guy yet, which technically isn't a problem for her because Antwhiler will let her live in his place anyway. What a failure that dude is.