Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Complicity]

>I'm into pro-wresting thanks to Sporky

What's your stage name bitch? Kim Justice?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Man-Atee.

Oh look! He's got a possible replacement already.

>first try at a new sweetheart being some random lady you met once 7 years ago
>7 years in which both have only regressed
>fangirl still pining for the Spoony Dick long after the man she looked up to has effectively ceased to be

Can't see how that relationship could ever go wrong.

But if he was your son, no matter how disappointing, you wouldn't want him on the street

Maybe if he was my only spawn, but the Antwilers have multiple ones. Easy to pretend one of them doesn't exist on family gatherings. Heck, they might be doing just that.

[pibbs]

[mad bum]

Edgy antwiler talking out of his ass again

[Kugelfisch]

It's not a phase, mom!

[Keith Chegwin]

Maybe if he was my only spawn, but the Antwilers have multiple ones. Easy to pretend one of them doesn't exist on family gatherings. Heck, they might be doing just that.

My grandma had two problem children (now down to one). When they're well and fucking up that's one thing, but when they're in danger of death you'd better believe those parental instincts will kick in. Which Spoony would be if he was on the street.

[veris leta facies]

Oh look! He's got a possible replacement already.

I had to look twice and I'm still not sure is that a man or a woman, shame I don't share ASS' expertise. But whatever it is, it sure is fugly and Spoony thirsting over THAT is possibly his lowest low point ever.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Your mistake is assuming he's doing it out of thirst. What he actually wants is a thrall to interact with the outside world.

[veris leta facies]

Who knows what the fuck he wants. Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if he started dating some insane tranny next, he's so deep in this Drumph-hating, identity politics-ridden delusional twitter world. He may do it just to get some virtue and oppression points to himself. This homo faggot probably fantasies how big his victimhood status is, instead thinking of sex, when he jacks off.

[Keith Chegwin]

>implying he jacks off
Even if the faggot could get it up, you've seen those arms of his. He doesn't have the muscle to jack it off