Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What would you have it redirect to? Here? Gay porn?

I vote for meatspin w/Spoonyisms beneath.

I'm for an endless loop of Spoony going "BETRAYAL!". It's the most quintessential bit of his entire career.

[Guest]

Annual reminder that this dumbass wanted to be a writer before he became an internet nobody

http://countermonkeybook.blogspot.com/?m=1

He also thought he could be an actor, director, stand-up comedian, and journalist.

[pibbs]

April finally admits she just needed a place to live. Seriously, this is how he sounded when Scarlett left him.

[Vaporwear]

April finally admits she just needed a place to live. Seriously, this is how he sounded when Scarlett left him.

Once more the LoserOne mopes all "woe is me" about shit that's all his fault. April was never deceitful about her intentions, all she ever wanted was a dude be a man and take care of her while she stayed at home and let him use her as a sex slave whenever she wasn't screwing around with Skyrim mods, folding shirts at a part-time "just to get out of the house sometimes" job, or selling tacky jewelry online. But no, Faggot Antwhiler couldn't be her Iron Bull, so she settled for just living there rent and sex free for a few years.

If she officially broke up with him I mean, no shit. That shit was unofficial for years now, is he really surprised that his kinda roommate got tired of his ass and probably found a real dude that'll make her homemaker dreams come true? Then again Antwhiler is probably still letting her live there because he's such a faggot pussy and will let his ex-roommate walk all over him.

If she did leave, I hope she took the dog, cause otherwise Oreo will be dead within a week.

[Guest]

She's his common law wife now, so he's probably got to listen while an endless stream of drunk men she corralled at the corner bar run a train on her. Living with a woman is no different than marrying her, dummy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If she did leave, I hope she took the dog, cause otherwise Oreo will be dead within a week.

Spoony would follow a couple months later.

[Guest]

I remember when people used to say that Spoony being in a relationship hindered his content creation. This was soon after he got April. I think it was 2013, I'm not sure on the date but It coincided with the post 2012 decline. I also vaguely remember a spike occuring when he broke up with Scarlet but I think it was people seeing a pattern when there wasn't.

We now know that he's just lazy and miserable in general. In these situations I might be on the guys side but by living with Spoony for half a decade April has paid her dues and it's not like she's going to take him for all he's 'worth'.

[pibbs]

Didn't Todd in the Shadows share a place with Lindsey after they broke up? Until she boned around and found a rich dude to marry.

[Kugelfisch]

April was never deceitful about her intentions, all she ever wanted was a dude be a man and take care of her while she stayed at home and let him use her as a sex slave whenever she wasn't screwing around with Skyrim mods, folding shirts at a part-time "just to get out of the house sometimes" job, or selling tacky jewelry online.

Exactly. April was absolutely transparent from day 0 when she was on the prowl with her tits out trying to glue her one of the INs. Spoonfag is the last person on earth to get wise to what she was up to. Her needs and standards were incredibly low so the failure to keep her around is entirely his own.
What's bothering him right now is most likely the realization that he'll soon be all alone. Unlike somebody like DSP or Brad he can't even go fishing for some fangirl because no biological female even remembers who he is anymore.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not to mention he's such a fountain of negativity that even a hardcore emo chick would tell him to lighten up. The only person who would ever approach him at a bar would be the bouncer.