Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

RedLine · Post by **RedLine** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:07 am

GitGud wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:56 am
Hey, if she wanted she could suck dick for gas while spoony waits in the car, ranting about what takes her so long

I don't think they even have a vehicle that needs fuel any longer. Spoony wrecked the hand-me-down Infiniti his mom gave him and April has been taking the bus everywhere for years now.

Singh'sSpot · Post by **Singh'sSpot** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:29 am

So they're really are without a car, he'd think Noah would have started some kind of gofundme to raise money to buy another car, albeit one of those cheap,used Criagslist cars.

Hell Boogie looks like he can squeeze a few bucks from his fans.

Post by **Keith Chegwin** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:26 am

Why would he need a car? He never goes anywhere

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:56 am

Why are you faggots so thirsty for such an ugly chick? Orcil makes Lupa look like a fucking supermodel.

veris leta facies · Post by **veris leta facies** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:37 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:56 am
Why are you faggots so thirsty for such an ugly chick? Orcil makes Lupa look like a fucking supermodel.

Women without tits are worthless.

GitGud · Post by **GitGud** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:23 pm

If they suck your dick, looks dont count. Knew a girl that was an absolute wreck , but she could suck the nut from your dick like an american Hoover vaccum that you pluged in an german poweroutlet. Swallowed too and liked it. She knew her looks gave her no chance for sex, so she walker the Freak/Deviant way.
Years later she got some money, fixed the messed up parts of her body and got a nice guy.

Post by **Keith Chegwin** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:22 pm

GitGud wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:23 pm
If they suck your dick, looks dont count. Knew a girl that was an absolute wreck , but she could suck the nut from your dick like an american Hoover vaccum that you pluged in an german poweroutlet. Swallowed too and liked it. She knew her looks gave her no chance for sex, so she walker the Freak/Deviant way.
Years later she got some money, fixed the messed up parts of her body and got a nice guy.

She your baby mama?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:29 pm

GitGud wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:23 pm
If they suck your dick, looks dont count. Knew a girl that was an absolute wreck , but she could suck the nut from your dick like an american Hoover vaccum that you pluged in an german poweroutlet. Swallowed too and liked it. She knew her looks gave her no chance for sex, so she walker the Freak/Deviant way.
Years later she got some money, fixed the messed up parts of her body and got a nice guy.

"And that, kids, is How I Met Your Mother."

GitGud · Post by **GitGud** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:53 pm

Na, but you dont need to marry to get your dick sucked.

Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:55 pm

GitGud wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:56 am
She could grab some dick on the way out of the store and see what sticks (beside semen) to her. Even the guy who works the counter of the gas station would be a step upward. Hey, if she wanted she could suck dick for gas while spoony waits in the car, ranting about what takes her so long

I think the only way down would be a literal hobo, and even that could be argued to be subjective.

Dead Horse Interchange

Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in The Render Queue

Who is online