April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But does it have porn mods?

[GuestWrong]

Theory: April is actually an agent on our behalf. Notice how the decline of Spoo coincides with when they started going out together? How she seems absolutely fine on Twitter while her "man" wallows in self-pity, begging his follower(s) for money while telling them they're fucktards if they do? Being content on being the man by getting an actual job (what it is doesn't matter, it's a job) while her "man" does nothing but shop doctors for drugs he says he isn't taking? How in spite of his self-proclaimed "violent" responses to perfectly normal social events (who beats up a Christmas tree?), she isn't worried he will swing on her? Oh yeah. April is guiding his hand secretly. I would bet she has a no-fault life insurance policy on him as well as having her name put on the house as co-owner. So after he dies, she gets the money, the house, and with his long history of psycho-tweets to show suicidal thoughts, gets away with it.

EDIT Remember that time not long ago when she posted a photo of herself not all fucked up with the hair and makeup and looked...well, kinda fuckable? Is she is purposely uglifying herself so Spoo won't find her physically attractive and keeps his mitts off her?

[Kugelfisch]

She just gave him the SocJus bug, nothing more. He's always been an underachiever, slacker and neurotic dickhead. His downfall began with the red dragon, went worse when he joined TGWTG, set into overdrive when Dr. Insano was deemed too shit for TV and he finally spiralled out of control when the fugly dragon ditched his ass for being too much of a loser.

Sure, rApril certainly isn't helping. Maybe in the sense of earning money and doing chores but not at all in the emotional support department. She's not a "helping her man to be the best he can be" kinda woman. More a "playing grown-up and wanting to get smashed hard by daddy" one.
That just doesn't go well with a non-ambitious failure like Spoopy. Her type needs a man that is in charge of everything where she can just be a maid+fuckdoll.

[Guest]

Admit it.

You all miss Scarlett.

[Kugelfisch]

Admit it.

You all miss Scarlett.

No thanks. The banhammer queen was despised by everyone.

[Tony Schiavone]

Admit it.

You all miss Scarlett.

No thanks. The banhammer queen was despised by everyone.

Thankfully the Hydrogen Blimp has crashed into a fiery heap, never to be found again.

You can at least thank the perpetual black hole that is Spoony for helping to rid the world of that creature.

[mad bum]

Admit it.

You all miss Scarlett.

No thanks. The banhammer queen was despised by everyone.

Thankfully the Hydrogen Blimp has crashed into a fiery heap, never to be found again.

You can at least thank the perpetual black hole that is Spoony for helping to rid the world of that creature.

You're not kidding either, she fucked off the internet soon after the break up and has zero traces of returning.

[Tony Schiavone]

That's his only use left in the universe at this point.

Send fuckoffs to be a part of his life and watch them wither away through his negative energy zone.


Only those completely devoid of any will or substance of their own (like April or Cuckson) end up floating around his orbit like particles of fluff.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Admit it.

You all miss Scarlett.

If you need a big fat cunt, Trucker Lady is still around.

[Wiseman]

Why are you faggots so thirsty for such an ugly chick? Orcil makes Lupa look like a fucking supermodel.