Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Boogie is the mouth and belly, while Spoony provides the spindly limbs and greasy hair.

Khorne would be a three-headed beast of impotent rage made up of Movieblob, Lupa and eRod.

Marz thinks she is Tzeentch, but that title clearly goes to Doge. You can't outsmart him, and the big attempt to finish him off for good just had all the illoyal leeches he accumulated over the years leave of their own free will. Just as planned.

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Marz is probably Malal

Slaanesh is obviously Linkara.

[Kugelfisch]

Michaud is the emperor. Sitting on his golden throne, kept alive by the sacrifice of a hundred gamertags every day.

[rabidtictac]

Boogie totaled his car because he was tweetering on his phone or something.

[mad bum]

Sounds like the other driver missed then. YEAR OF THE SPOONY BABY!

[Proboards Support]

Boogie can fit in a car?

[Kugelfisch]

Doesn't even have the decency to die in the crash.

[GitGud]

Boogie can fit in a car?

He can fit in most cars. If they have a sun roof. He opens the roof, uses his slug like bodyform to slime his way up to the top, and the only thing left is that his handler turns on the heating inside the car so he can melt. Once he inside the AC goes on till he solifides a bit.

Voiceofreasonpast is real close with his list of chsos champs, Only that LordKat is the chosen of Khorne

[rabidtictac]

His own faggot fans were telling him to buckle his belt and get off the internet. He probably did neither.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Where's the news article corroborating this pileup?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't you believe him?!

Doesn't even have the decency to die in the crash.

Too many natural airbags.