Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"you should be losing 10 pounds a month on that" and yes, that's true. the math does say that. So I try to explain to them why that's not the case and they react violently and angrily and it just sucks :/

"The laws of physics themselves are trolling me. Please pitty me."

[rabidtictac]

Didnt boogie claim a couple weeks ago that a doctor said he had like 280lbs of lean mass under all his fat? Contradicts his "no lean mass" reddit post.

His claimed hovering weight is about 550, which he has been at for years. Hence the name of his "boogiedown550" channel, first upload was July 2011. I dont think he has been that 587 in all the time he has been doing youtube.

If he said that and believes it, he's beyond delusional. This fat shitter can barely move. Hell, he CAN'T move under his own power. He doesn't exercise at all. He doesn't go anywhere or do anything without that fucking scooter or a car, aka something that uses fossil fuels to move his carcass around. This nigga can't even take a walk around the fucking block. There are 90-year olds who move around better than Boogie.

This "lean muscle mass" shit is Boogie's version of Cartman talking about how big-boned he is. It's not bones or muscle: it's fucking fat.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Yeah, i feel like he mentioned something about lean mass (maybe he said it was 180) on his reddit or maybe the dez breakup stream (only shit from him i saw in months) but I cant be bothered to look through his reddit on my phone and i sure as shit aint watching that stream again.


Edit:
Found it.
It was in the /fit/ thread. I forgot i read some of that.

https://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/42122192#p42122477

[Stranger]

We did one of those tests to see how much lean mass I have. I currently have 274 pounds of lean mass. My nurse explained that since she'd just seen me walk a quarter mile that I basically was ripped underneath all of this fat.

unfortunately the diet will cause me to LOSE quite a lot of muscle mass that will then need to be regained later.

"I'm basically ripped under all of this fat, guys."

[Charlar]

You know what, i'll admit i am very overweight but i am making efforts to lose it because it is bad to be this much overweight. Someone like Boogie makes me rage fiercely, to hell with him!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We did one of those tests to see how much lean mass I have. I currently have 274 pounds of lean mass. My nurse explained that since she'd just seen me walk a quarter mile that I basically was ripped underneath all of this fat.

unfortunately the diet will cause me to LOSE quite a lot of muscle mass that will then need to be regained later.

"I'm basically ripped under all of this fat, guys."

"And then everyone stood up and clapped."

And yeah sure, the guy who only ever trained his jaw muscles and admitted to have such low testosterone that a doctor asked him if he had a cunt has actually been the next Arnie all along.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I had no idea that to get ripped one doesn't have to work out or work hard, all it takes is to barely move at all and be morbidly obese and presto!

[da PAC Nigguh]

Nigger please I bet he couldnt bench 100 pounds and would die of a heart attack if he tried.

[Stranger]

Nigger please I bet he couldnt bench 100 pounds and would die of a heart attack if he tried.

Isn't him trying to stand up basically the equivalent of this?

[Cuckara]

We need a new poll if the surgery will happen or not.

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