The Other people on Channel Awesome

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by pibbs » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:29 pm

And BTW, slouching along to last place isn't really doing marathons. Yeah, technically you did it, but only you don't seem to understand you embarrassed yourself.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:36 pm

Instead of diet advice she needs advice on how to shit.

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Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:53 pm

pibbs wrote:
Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:27 pm
Holly Brownbag is even fatter. Soon she'll have her own moon orbiting her.
The only chronic illness she suffers from is insufferable cuntism. The only cure is a bullet. Also, working as web designer? :lol: Right, with zero skills and SJW laptop, I can see this bitch drawing websites left and right. Since when did she have any time to learn anything? I thought she was busy fighting the Evil Walker Empire. Or did she got a job because she's disabled? Because to design websites nowdays, you have to have some skills, you can't just say I am an opressed woman (barely) and get a job like you can when writing articles for any shitty online media...

And I just love that exactly like Booger, she has the same excuse - it's not her stuffing her fucking face like a pig, it's a disease that causes her miraculously gain weight. Let's hope she will die in powerty, and soon. But first she needs to lose a leg or two. Eventually, the cursed TGWTG circle will close itself.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:59 pm

Lady, I'm fat and I can finish a half marathon if I try. It's not that taxing if you prepare well ahead of time and has no time limit to do it.

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by mad bum » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:42 am

Imagine if you stopped eating AND worked out, you might actually be able to use a toilet again.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:47 am

I bet she cheats at marathons.

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by RedLine » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:14 am

She completed a half-marathon at a pace of 20.5 minutes per mile, which was good enough for last place (out of 1255 people). I'm expecting the other 5ks were also done at walking pace.

She isn't immobile but she is in deep denial if she thinks her weight isn't negatively impacting her health.

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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:44 am

If she ate less she wouldn't have to clean that bag as much
>implying she cleans the brown bag

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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:41 am

pibbs wrote:
Wed Nov 06, 2019 11:27 pm
Holly Brownbag is even fatter. Soon she'll have her own moon orbiting her.
This was word-for-word the type of shit that was spewed in 2010 to pass Obamacare. Apparently that didn't accomplish jack shit.
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Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:42 am

Holy shit, she looks like the female equivalent of Mike Dodd!
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