Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Truly the best stream times. Spoony is out here defending NEET culture by providing prime time NEET streaming schedules.

NEET content has NO SET SCHEDULE.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Is that why his yearly quota of streams suddenly went up like 400% ? Because the fucker is too lazy to even sleep? Oh, I see, the nightmares. Yeah, I can imagine a few - like being a failure at literally everything?

If only he didn't choose to make a living as a content creators that hates his audience and has creatively peaked in first 2 years of his little "career", things could've worked out differently. Or at the very least those fucks that still give him pity money "because he saved me from a dark place" would have to find someone else to waste their disability money on.

And every single one of these streams in past 2 weeks starts the same - it's him looking like he's going to cry, or just finished crying for an hour. Or I don't know, he has a look of a alcoholic mixed with a caveman that just shoved a club up his ass?

// I've randomly jumped into 24:00 where he starts ranting about other people smelling from chewing tobacco... I'm done.

Lies. Either this guy is so retarded that he literally forgot to drink for a day until his body told him that he's going to die (you can go without water for much longer than that, but we are talking about IN who's probably as much in shape as Pigroach, or even Spoony), or this isn't his first time, just his girlfriend fucked up by being an attention whore like Genna Bain and trying to get as much pity money from this as possible.

[rabidtictac]

Nightmares are a common side effect of many medications. Notably, medications for depression.

https://www.goodrx.com/blog/7-medicatio ... ng-dreams/

Could also be caused by abuse of sleep-aid medications. Or both. And let's not ignore the role our good buddy alcohol plays in this. I'm honestly shocked this bitch isn't used to having nightmares every fucking night, with all the shit he probably abuses.

[Guest]

Is that why his yearly quota of streams suddenly went up like 400% ? Because the fucker is too lazy to even sleep? Oh, I see, the nightmares. Yeah, I can imagine a few - like being a failure at literally everything?

If only he didn't choose to make a living as a kahntent creators that hates his audience and has creatively peaked in first 2 years of his little "career", things could've worked out differently. Or at the very least those fucks that still give him pity money "because he saved me from a dark place" would have to find someone else to waste their disability money on.

And every single one of these streams in past 2 weeks starts the same - it's him looking like he's going to cry, or just finished crying for an hour. Or I don't know, he has a look of a alcoholic mixed with a caveman that just shoved a club up his ass?

// I've randomly jumped into 24:00 where he starts ranting about other people smelling from chewing tobacco... I'm done.

Lies. Either this guy is so retarded that he literally forgot to drink for a day until his body told him that he's going to die (you can go without water for much longer than that, but we are talking about IN who's probably as much in shape as Pigroach, or even Spoony), or this isn't his first time, just his girlfriend fucked up by being an attention whore like Genna Bain and trying to get as much pity money from this as possible.

He needs a sidekick. Someone who is unreasonably cheery about some shitty game thay hr can just shit on with a vengeance. That's what he is good at. Being hilariously irate at mediocre stuff that other people are stupidly happy about/with.

He used to mention that he started his "career " with an angry rant about Episode One, while the mainstream reception of it was positive, before EVERYONE started shitting on it.
If you want to believe it or not.
But that is what he needs. Someone annoyingly cheerful he can bounce off. And not April pretending to like something.
Lock Tamara into a room with him (under supervision, for like an hour).

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sounds like Cuckson to me

[MegaNigger]

Sounds like Cuckson to me

If only Spoony didn't loath Jackson Jinson to his very core.

[Amadeus]

I noticed he coughs a lot on his streams. I wonder if he's purposefully doing it to exaggerate his 'health issues' for more pity bux. He's like the internet version of a Dickensian street urchin. Also - that fucking hair. rApril seems like she's really into doing home hair styling, you'd think she'd offer at some point to give Spoony a fucking haircut, or at least a shampoo before he goes on camera. That mop looks like it hasn't been washed in weeks. There's no fucking way those two sleep in the same bed anymore, if for no other reason than the grease and the smell.

Edit: Him streaming more regularly now at 3 in the morning isn't so much him turning over a new leaf and trying to be productive, he's probably just on a manic upswing - and with bipolar, those always precede a full blown hyper-psychotic meltdown. Brace yourselves for some comedy gold on his twitter soon.

[Guest]

He's just pretending to be damaged for sympathy and bucks. Women do the same shit, but it's usually rape or abusive exes. Makes him look like a giant pussy but he doesn't know any other way. His dad obviously favored Miles and didn't bother putting any effort into the LORD OF TEKKEN.

[Amadeus]

These people are like the first world version of those street beggars in India who cover themselves in fake wounds and hide their legs in their pants to make them look like amputees. Only they probably still have better hygiene than Spoony.

[rabidtictac]

At least the street beggar in India goes home to his house and his wife and has a relatively normal life when he's not faking being crippled for money. Spoony just wastes whatever you give him on more pills and booze while bitching about how it's the world's fault he can't get whatever stupid shit he wants at this moment.