Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Kugelfisch]

That's my point, though. If they're as lonely as DHI makes them out to be, wouldn't they hook up?

Why would they? Phailous just wants to be left alone to play with toys. The only reason he has Lupa as his "girlfriend" is so people don't think he's a pedophile.
Lupa wants Brad and nobody else but got omegacucked by a much younger (granted, basically every human is), much better-looking and most important bustier airhead with daddy issues. All that's left for the Lupa is to flail around in anguish until the seventh seal is broken and it can reign supreme as the beast with seven tails.

[Keith Chegwin]

If you say actually, that must mean there's some preliminary sense there for you.

Uh, no? I don't actually understand what it is you're trying to say. Why don't they live together? Because it's not a real relationship. They're basically each other's beard so that neither has to field uncomfortable questions from parents/friends/randomers on the street about why they're not in a relationship

[RedLine]

That's my point, though. If they're as lonely as DHI makes them out to be, wouldn't they hook up?

I know some of you will disagree, but I actually think she would go for it. You can sense the desperation in nearly everything she does. Lupa knows that her future is either that of a forever alone cat lady or having to suck Tony Goldmark's penis twice a year. Living in Canada with Phelous would be a better alternative.

However, I don't think Phelous hates his life. He has friends and family that he actually spends time with and I think he has a normal job beyond Youtube crap. Plus, he owns 70 copies of Ghostbusters across 50 formats, has a bunch of stupid toys, and he can groom all the neighborhood boys that he wants. He's the one that doesn't want anything more with Lupa than a sham.

[Rushy]

However, I don't think Phelous hates his life. He has friends and family that he actually spends time with and I think he has a normal job beyond Youtube crap. Plus, he owns 70 copies of Ghostbusters across 50 formats, has a bunch of stupid toys, and he can groom all the neighborhood boys that he wants. He's the one that doesn't want anything more with Lupa than a sham.

Yeah, that's what makes the most sense to me. Phelous is very thin-skinned, but I always got the impression that he doesn't really worry about anything at all, ever

[Kugelfisch]

He's the one that doesn't want anything more with Lupa than a sham.

This part I agree with. Lupa? It's not quite there. The Lupa still has delusions of becoming internet famous to get back at Brad.

[Guest]

Lupa has delusions about being under 40.

[Kugelfisch]

Lupa has delusions about being under 40.

We could expand this list if we wanted to but since Lupa can't expand dong, why bother?

[da PAC Nigguh]

Reminder that Lupa is a useless cunt and that Based Mike Michaud was manager of the year for doing the right thing and cutting her trash from his website.

[Guest]

https://twitter.com/AllisonPregler

Lupa has a new twitter now. And yes she still has the bot that blocks everyone that follows Brad.

[Guest]

You'd think she would take a play from Saucy Kate's book and marry some chump so she could get rid of that awful name.