Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dehbashi]

Doesn't he want to turn everyone black too or something? He came up with half taco, half nigga, half gay Spooder-Man right? Didn't he also come up with black female Iron Man?

Autist shit coming.

Yup. Miles Morales for Spider-Man. Boring but nothing completely stupid.

Riri "Retard" Williams for Ironheart. This is when shit hits the fan with his hack ass. 14 years old getting into MIT, reverse engineers the Iron Man Armor, people have to pretend she is a hero even though she invades a sovereign country in Latveria and takes control of it while the true ruler in Doctor Doom is being a true hero acting as Iron Man compared to her sorry ass .

Only kekworthy thing is that the comic characters have to call her by her full name of Riri Williams and not her first name Riri because she dumbass Bendis didn't realize that Riri is slang for retard. Good going calling a black chick retard. To be fair, his race realist self must have been coming out.

He was the one who made Iceman a poof as well in the most retarded way possible with Jean Grey pretty much making him gay.

But that was just his damage to Marvel Comics. He went to DC a couple of years ago.

He made Post Crisis Superman a Cuck even though people had been loving the comics with him being married to Lois and having a son named Jon. Ripped them away from them.

Created a negress Superwoman as a Mary Sue.

Then makes a 9 year old Negro beaner from God damn Bolivia being a super genius hacking into a Green Lantern battery and uses the energy whatever she likes to. Makes Retard Williams's look like it was written by someone competent.

[Guest]

Always minority kids. He's sick.

[Guest]

More comic autism: The DC Rebirth Superman comics were pretty good and Dan Jurgens did a great job of fixing the mess that was The New 52 version.

Then Bendis came along, and went "Nah," because the only continuity that matters to him is his own.

I forgot all about Jean "Want to see a trick? Now you like dick" Grey turning Iceman into a homo. Then after the Gay Iceman solo book can cancelled for the second time King Faggot Sina Grace whined on social media about how Marvel were full of bigots because they cancelled a low selling woke book that no one read.

[Keith Chegwin]

Then Bendis came along, and went "Nah," because the only continuity that matters to him is his own.

They're all like that. That's what happens when you get fanboys to write professionally. Geoff Johns is another one, a big one. There's what he did to Green Lantern plus the whole Superboy being half-Luthor, which is a fan theory he had since he was a teenager and put into place the second he got his grubby little hands on Superboy

[Kugelfisch]

Like most alcoholics, I can only presume he does his serious drinking with hard liquor. Probably mixes svedka with April's honey wine.

In a pinch, everything mixes with anything. But true alcoholics are winos. Easy to drink quickly and two bottles get you smashed even at high tolerance levels.

I'm writing a story about a guy who uses space wizardry to imprison Gods and travel around the cosmos freeing other planets from their God and Devil searching for the origin of the universe so he can remake all creation in his own image. It's the same shit as Thanos, Darksied, and a whole slew of other characters. Onision's third book.

Shit idea. Bin that shit. Ultra powerful characters are fanfiction garbo and not interesting at all.
>but i'll make it work
No, you're not and deep down you know it.

[Guest]

Then Bendis came along, and went "Nah," because the only continuity that matters to him is his own.

They're all like that. That's what happens when you get fanboys to write professionally. Geoff Johns is another one, a big one. There's what he did to Green Lantern plus the whole Superboy being half-Luthor, which is a fan theory he had since he was a teenager and put into place the second he got his grubby little hands on Superboy

Yeah, but no one gave a shit about Green Lantern or Hal Jordan until Geoff Johns came along. The best thing he did was retcon all that Parallax shit from the 90s.

I agree with you about Superboy, though.

[Guest]

Comics have shitty Caltech cg art now

The only good comic book art was the 80s 2000AD black and white shit. Everything else is inferior.

[Guest]

Comics have shitty Caltech cg art now

The only good comic book art was the 80s 2000AD black and white shit. Everything else is inferior.

Carlos Ezquerra's work was epic. Poor Garth Ennis losing him and Steve Dillon.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only good Western comic book art in color involved the likes of Alex Raymond and Don Lawrence. Aka pulp instead of capeshit.

They're all like that. That's what happens when you get fanboys to write professionally. Geoff Johns is another one, a big one. There's what he did to Green Lantern plus the whole Superboy being half-Luthor, which is a fan theory he had since he was a teenager and put into place the second he got his grubby little hands on Superboy

Indeed. They enter their preferred capeshit company, look around, and then go "This isn't how it used to be when I was reading this stuff. Let's fix this!"
If there's a better way to have your story return to the same-ish status quo over and over again, please don't tell me.

Shit idea. Bin that shit. Ultra powerful characters are fanfiction garbo and not interesting at all.
>but i'll make it work
No, you're not and deep down you know it.

One-Punch Man.

[Guest]

Shit idea. Bin that shit. Ultra powerful characters are fanfiction garbo and not interesting at all.
>but i'll make it work
No, you're not and deep down you know it.

One-Punch Man.

OPM is a parody of the shit he's talking about, it's not quite the same thing.