Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

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[Guest]

Dehydration induced psychosis.

What the fuck dude, this is shit that happens to people stuck in deserts n shit. Only INs can be this retarded.

[pibbs]

Fucker was too lazy to drink water.
This is where Spoony is heading.

[Complicity]

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It's almost like they made it up. Almost.
Or like he told her "i don't know who i am anymore", she took it literally and they went to the hospital anyway.

[rabidtictac]

Fucker was too lazy to drink water.
This is where Spoony is heading.

I thought you guys were talking about Spoony initially. It wouldn't have been shocking at all.

[Le Redditeur]

Spoony could never get dehydrated, booze has too much water in its composition.

[Guest]

Fucker was too lazy to drink water.

Probably drinking tea/coffee all day.

[veris leta facies]

Spoony could never get dehydrated, booze has too much water in its composition.

I know you're joking, but drinking only booze will surely get one dehydrated as alcohol is diuretic. But what keeps Spoony alive/hydrated no matter what he drinks is Spoony's first law. The guy is immortal.

[Tony Schiavone]

It's because he even disappoints Death.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dehydration induced psychosis.

What the fuck dude, this is shit that happens to people stuck in deserts n shit. Only INs can be this retarded.

I think this can also happen to elderly people, if their sense of thirst has gone low enough that they think a few cups of coffee per day are enough.
Doesn't really excuse LK, though.