Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Keith Chegwin]

Anyone got a Twitter account? Claim the Obscurus Lupa handle so she can't go back.

I don't think you can do that

[Guest]

Anyone got a Twitter account? Claim the Obscurus Lupa handle so she can't go back.

I don't think you can do that

Fucking Twitter, useless at all times.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They've just their display name in honor of the most holy of holy days. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Guest]

I've seen single moms with three kids that work at Waffle House with a better body. What age did she get bad touched by a family member. Holy shit.

[Kugelfisch]

I've seen single moms with three kids that work at Waffle House with a better body. What age did she get bad touched by a family member. Holy shit.

Lupa has no family. It crawled out of the primordial soup fully formed in it's indescribable gestalt. It has learned to vaguely resemble a human but will soon shed it's current shell like it did it's name. I bet it's already stalking the night for a new host.

[Le Redditeur]

Anyone got a Twitter account? Claim the Obscurus Lupa handle so she can't go back.

I don't think you can do that

When Drgnkiller chanced his handler to DSPArchives, someone managed to snipe his old handler.

[Vaporwear]

I've seen single moms with three kids that work at Waffle House with a better body. What age did she get bad touched by a family member. Holy shit.

Lupa has no family. It crawled out of the primordial soup fully formed in it's indescribable gestalt. It has learned to vaguely resemble a human but will soon shed it's current shell like it did it's name. I bet it's already stalking the night for a new host.

This would explain why she's so bitter all the time. No actual human being could be this salty and for so long over not being taken to Applebees by their loser boss, the only possible explanation is that she's actually a combination of traits that somehow became manifest as a vaguely human thing that couldn't figure out what human hair should look like.

I guess we could try to kill it, but I doubt it even bleeds.

[Keith Chegwin]

I guess we could try to kill it, but I doubt it even bleeds.

Then why is she always on her period?

[Vaporwear]

I guess we could try to kill it, but I doubt it even bleeds.

Then why is she always on her period?

Grab your shotgun.

[Complicity]

No family and nothing going on in her life= she spends every waking moment ruminating on everything that went slightly wrong, and everyone who wronged her from grade school on