Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

The kind of lifestyle Todd, Sterling, Jarbo and Miscarriage can only dream of

Whatchu talkin' bout? That's exactly the kind of life they have

IF this bedridden shit is real, it is possible it was triggered by April basically dumping his ass, but somehow retains house privelages.

A lot of dysfunctional couples sleep apart. Some functional ones, too

[Complicity]

Whatchu talkin' bout? That's exactly the kind of life they have

Well Todd can no longer hear Redneck Lindsay's moans because she left the house, and even the most sexually deprived ape would find Sterling's wife repulsive.
When it comes to the other 2 they are at least allowed to live in their houses, they are not chained to a pipe in their basements to be loved Tyrone's way

[Le Redditeur]

Also Orcril got the dog in their strange divorce.

[Guest]

Also Orcril got the dog in their strange divorce.

No dog would recognise Spoony as pack leader.

[Guest]

Whatever happened to that thing Spoony wanted to rape? Is it still a boy?

[Guest]

We do not speak of it, lest its horseface will drive you mad in your nightmares.

[Guest]

Maybe april is the one giving him nightmares.

[Rapeculture]

We do not speak of it, lest its horseface will drive you mad in your nightmares.

I'm just surprised it hasn't killed itself yet.

[Keith Chegwin]

Well Todd can no longer hear Redneck Lindsay's moans because she left the house

He still orbits Lindsay, and he can always find someone else to watch have sex

and even the most sexually deprived ape would find Sterling's wife repulsive.

She's a fat white woman. I doubt she'll have any problems finding a brotha to slam her cunt and then beat the shit out of her afterwards

When it comes to the other 2 they are at least allowed to live in their houses

>implying
They're all equally as pathetic as Spoony. In fact, I'd say Spoony was less pathetic than 3/4 of them because he's not raising someone else's child too

[Le Redditeur]

We do not speak of it, lest its horseface will drive you mad in your nightmares.

I'm just surprised it hasn't killed itself yet.

Give it time. There's 41% chance of the desired outcome.