Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Too overcomplicated.
He has anxiety and narcissism and absolutely nothing else. He's legit terrified of everything now(whilst keeping a cynical veneer to maintain what little is left of his dignity) and unable to cure himself bc that would mean being slightly uncomfortable.

He's got just the right mixture of personality flaws to completely box himself in

[ban]

D4 is awesome. You just can't have some low-energy faggot stream it and expect anything good from it.

D4 and other SWERY games don't even need someone to be low-energy to be entertaining since they can get even the most hardcore Twin peaks self-flatulating fags to have a fun time with them and these kind of fags aren't happy with anything. Sploony has just bought into the hype of his own super-misery after years of self-hypnosis.

[Complicity]

If he were binging on junk food, he'd look like Boogie.

I don't know about that.
Spoony, like PedoJared, is the poster boy for hard gainers, an ectomorph with toothpicks for arms and legs.
He has the kind of body and metabolism endomorphic hobbits like Sarah Wilson and Ross' ex-wife dream of having (not that they want that kind of body on men, they want to fuck mesomorphs who go to the gym).
If he starts scarfing down Big Macs and soda he will put on man tits, a belly and a double-chin like Angry Fernando, but he will have to eat himself to death in order to look like present day Cockslut.

[Kugelfisch]

He'd hate Deadly Premonition. He'd flip his shit at this song alone:

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Somebody would tell him it's called "Life is Beautiful" and he'd rant a bit, shut down the stream and go on a full week twitter spergout over it.

[Rushy]

He'd hate Deadly Premonition.

Would?
He said in his stream he's played it a billion times(and yes, hated it)

[Kugelfisch]

He'd hate Deadly Premonition.

Would?
He said in his stream he's played it a billion times(and yes, hated it)

Why would he play it so often then?

[pibbs]

OK I watched a little of this livestream and he said, "I have been pretty much bedridden in my basement for a few years now."

BEDRIDDEN
IN
HIS
BASEMENT

Confirmed, he and April no longer sleep together. IF (and that's a big if) IF this bedridden shit is real, it is possible it was triggered by April basically dumping his ass, but somehow retains house privelages. He gets the basement. She gets upstairs, they share the main floor. I know this has been speculated before, but this is the first confirmation that Noah is an actual...
BASEMENT DWELLER

[Complicity]

Confined to the basement of his own house while girlfriend fucks Tyrone in his bed.
The kind of lifestyle Todd, Sterling, Jarbo and Miscarriage can only dream of

[MegaNigger]

We did it boys. Great work everyone!

[rabidtictac]

Makes sense to me. Even rApril doesn't want the man spoony has become. It's a pretty big house and I bet the rent is cheaper on it than it would be if she tried to find an apartment big enough for all her copies of Skyrim and creepy dolls.