Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

Three days? That's a funny way to spell "six years," faggot.

He got out of bed to hit those people with his car

[Vaporwear]

At best, she's a glorified maid who works for free.

She wishes she was some bdsm maid, she's just Noah's nigger cleaning up after him.

Yeah it's pretty obvious only her goal in life was to marry a dude, stay at home most of the time, and let her husband fuck and whip her whenever he wanted.

Alas, she went after the Spoonyone, who's can't get it up and also can't be bothered to whip anything. Dumb bitch.

[GitGud]

I would whip it like heavy cream, but the Orc Protection Act from 1502 says that this is not allowed. Thats why she is so sexual fustrated. She want to be beaten and fucked raw , but the law says no.

[Kugelfisch]

Three days? That's a funny way to spell "six years," faggot.

He got out of bed to hit those people with his car

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The funniest thing about that is that he was actually posting how he should get out more and actually do stuff, essentially what we've been saying for years. And right away the idiot can't stay awake on the wheel and likely doesn't go out at all anymore because of that incident.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's just going through the usual cycle to troll his fans:

1. "I have wasted the last x years of my life..." ("OMG, is he giving up?! Take my money!")
2. "The last x days have been nothing but an endless nightmare." ("OMG HE'S GIVING UP! TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY!")
3. "Maybe I should go outside?" ("THERE IS STILL HOPE! TAKE MY MONEY!")

[Guest]

At this point April has GOT to be planning an exit strategy.

What are the odds that this is all a ruse and him and April are having great sex every day while living on a smart savings plan Spoony setup, while being a based ass Republican?

[Guest]

Absolutely zero. Stop being delusional!

[MegaNigger]

At this point April has GOT to be planning an exit strategy.

What are the odds that this is all a ruse and him and April are having great sex every day while living on a smart savings plan Spoony setup, while being a based ass Republican?

Nice try Noah.

[Guest]

At this point April has GOT to be planning an exit strategy.

What are the odds that this is all a ruse and him and April are having great sex every day while living on a smart savings plan Spoony setup, while being a based ass Republican?

Sure, he went to the forest, found a good tree, chopped it down with an axe, sawed it into smaller pieces, took a good piece into the workshop in his garage and artfully crafted it into a branch to drop on the lawn outside.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If you were to visit Antwiler Manor, you'd see Spoony sitting on his veranda, a glass chamapgne in one hand and April in the other. They smile as they watch the Orea frolic in their garden.