Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Hey quick question, whats that song in his Street Fighter 2010 review? It's playing in the background while he moans about being the lord of Tekken, it sounds like a damn good song too.

Dude. Seriously?

It is the Spoony thread.

And all this Capri talk is giving me a boner.

[mad bum]

Dude has no money but moves into an expensive house in a tax-heavy liberal state.

That's the meme yes

[Guest]

Vidya games confuse and anger The Spoony One.

Caves of Cud? Are you fucking shitting me

This is an oldskool rpg nerd at his best folks, whining about an actually fantastic sandbox rpg having no toturial.

Poor lying piece of shit. Just goes to show that probably 90% of these old games he supposedly played and tales from rpgs he was involved in were probably him watching his older brothers not totally sucking at life and everything else.

[mad bum]

Sounds like a game Seethe would like seeing the steam reviews.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

He may legitimately be fucked. His brain is so deteriorated from Drugs/Alcohol abuse/lethargy that he doesn't have the coordination or coherency to play even the most simplistic of RPG videogames. What could he possibly do?

I noticed during his streams he is just wandering drunkenly and confused back and fourth in these low agency videogames like he's senile. He could very well be drunk, but he could also just plain be unable to play videogames anymore. If he does not have the capacity to play even an RPG, then that's it for his career unless he reviews strictly films or narrative based games. (Or someone elses footage, but that would be absurd, as he would be trying to review a game he didn't even play).

His ability to actually game is gone. Just more evidence to the theory he made a deal with Satan.

[rabidtictac]

Somebody already made a This is How You Don't Play for Spoony's shitty Obra Dinn gameplay. Ludwig World Order. Pretty fun guy.

My money is on both drunk and senile btw. I'm sure there's a degree of senility, but I think he also has a major substance abuse problems and has never been called out on it by anyone except us.

[Osterzone]

How long's he been on medication, 7 years? That's when he had his big twitter meltdown. It's clearly rotted his brain.

[Guest]

Ring-a-ding! Right on schedule is the "I know you want me to do X but the sads n stuff..."-post.

[Guest]

Also, here's another fine example that either proves that Aprik fucked off and/or that they both have shittiest diet imaginable if he's drooling over what looks like the most basic of meals ever.

[pibbs]