Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[veris leta facies]

I hope that Swedish 'Tardpist was drunk that night and the day after realised he blew most of his monthly social security pesos last night for nothing and hasn't anything to eat the rest of the month.

[Tony Schiavone]

>Show his face for the first time in three forevers
>Showered with money and praise just for existing
Fucker's going to have the nerve to complain about his life on the Twatter tomorrow, isn't he? Fuck, he's probably already done it since streaming. Fucked if I'm going to check.

He actually did it before his stream was even over. Go watch the last two minutes, where he says how fucked his life is and how it was some kind of apocalyptic miracle he even did a stream a all.

[CuckTurdginson]

Is Thardpist trans or a furry (or both)?

[Moe Bitches]

Thrapist could be both judging by the comments alone.

[rabidtictac]

>Show his face for the first time in three forevers
>Showered with money and praise just for existing
Fucker's going to have the nerve to complain about his life on the Twatter tomorrow, isn't he? Fuck, he's probably already done it since streaming. Fucked if I'm going to check.

He actually did it before his stream was even over. Go watch the last two minutes, where he says how fucked his life is and how it was some kind of apocalyptic miracle he even did a stream a all.

>plays a boring adventure game that's slow-paced as fuck
>showered with money and asspats for no raisin
>ends stream bitching about his life and whining that it was so hard to stream a game with little/no gameplay

He never fails to disappoint.

[GuestWrong]

What if this is all an online social experiment and Forky is really a genius?
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Nah.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>plays a boring adventure game that's slow-paced as fuck
>showered with money and asspats for no raisin
>ends stream bitching about his life and whining that it was so hard to stream a game with little/no gameplay

He never fails to disappoint.

You will never understand what a Herculean task it was for him to muster all of his strength for one stream.

>Show his face for the first time in three forevers
>Showered with money and praise just for existing

>Proceeds to play boring as fuck game in order to test his audience's patience

His remaining fans don't care about what game he's playing. They're happy basking in the glory that is his divine presence.

[Dingus Bajingus]

>Show his face for the first time in three forevers
>Showered with money and praise just for existing

>Proceeds to play boring as fuck game in order to test his audience's patience

His remaining fans don't care about what game he's playing. They're happy basking in the glory that is his divine presence.

This isn't even an exaggeration. That's the really fucked-up part.

[AdorableOtter]

Probably his phone story was real, probably he is just on new meds. Either way, can't wait the roundup.

He should just play ultima, at least he didn't make Bennet play it for footage.

Bennet/Whale didn't have to play

BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE DID, YOU FUCKIN BUM!Show

And he didn't even mention that Ultima7 footage was not from an actual Ultima7 on DOS(box) (it was from a heavily modded game on an entirely new engine). I'm 97% certain the only Ultima game he actually played from start to finish was Ultima9.

If he actually tries other Ultima games on stream, it will be a quite memorable disaster.

"Don't, Tell me, Where is Britain" (while wondering around for hours, aimlessly)
~10 minutes later~
"I DON' FUCKING CAREEEEE" (stream abruptly ends)

[Rushy]

Hell it'd be fun to even see Ultima 9