Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[oldbones]

How will Noah tweet now?

Commandeered April's phone. Bitch doesn't have time for it now she has to work 2 jobs, do all the housework, cooking, cleaning, dog walking, tree branch maintenance, snow shovelling, etc etc.

I have yet to see evidence of her cooking. I've never seen her talk about it at all. I believe part of why Forky is feeling worse and worse is a steady diet of nothing but Doritos and vodka.

She can't cook but she can make a mean toilet wine. Also how soon does he put a phone on his amazon wishlist?

[Kugelfisch]

I'm sure a replacement phone is included in his contract somewhere. Somehow the guy always seems to have just enough money for shit like that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Being able to access twitter must be above "water" on his priority list. It certainly is above "sleep".

[AdorableOtter]

For better or worse, Android is quite easy to tweak/mod. I suspect he is lying again for sympathy points or even donation, but it doesn't matter after all because he doesn't need a phone at all.

[rabidtictac]

For better or worse, Android is quite easy to tweak/mod. I suspect he is lying again for sympathy points or even donation, but it doesn't matter after all because he doesn't need a phone at all.

He doesn't need anything at all, honestly. He doesn't use anything. His sole existence involves shitposting about Drumpf on twatter and spinning lies in his sadbrain while he spits on his few remaining fans.

[pibbs]

Who's he going to call/text anyway? Who'd call him?

[Guest]

There are homeless in my city who count out nickels to buy a hamburger but have really nice android phones. Spoony will always have a way to shitpost.

[Moe Bitches]

But shitposts are usually good. Spoonys' are just sad. A bum is more productive than him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There are homeless in my city who count out nickels to buy a hamburger but have really nice android phones. Spoony will always have a way to shitpost.

Just about every rapefugee landing on European soil has a smartphone. It's apparently more work to not have one in Current Year.

[Kugelfisch]

You think the poor ones could afford to leave? The fuckheads arriving here are anything but poor and in need of help.