Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

How'd Spoonfag know? Anything short of sulphur on fire is overpowered by his own stench.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

All I know about Pathfinder is that it includes woke shit. Reason enough for me to never take an actual look at it. Not that I play P&P anyway.

And yet they did a collab with Kingdom Death, aka Hentai Rape Monsters: The Miniatures Line.

They also have some weird fetish for the most racist Cthulhu mythos, down to having a variant of Summon Monster that only includes critters Lovecraft came up - which is kinda like having a Tolkien spell that summons Halflings, Treants and giant spiders.

[Guest]

The people at Pathfinder have huge Lovecraftian boners, there's even an entire campaigm settings called Strange Aeons which is basically Sword & Sorcery meets Call of Cthulhu.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Very cute of them to think Sword & Sorcery works under a D&D framework. And it's not a setting, but an Adventure Path (aka premade campaigns for GMs that can't into GMing). All their shit takes place in the same campaign setting.

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They also made at least one stand-alone adventure about the PCs stopping some evil Lovecraft cult from summoning some Yog-Sothoth critter.
Also note that they never actually explain any of that Lovecraftshit, since they expect any reader to be just as autistic about the Mythos as they are.

[Kugelfisch]

Woke faggots love to take Lovecraft's stuff and destroy it with their woke shit as some kinda move to stick it to him. Real pathetic.

And about the rape miniatures or whatever, SJWs, especially male ones, love rape. Especially when minors are involved.

[Le Redditeur]

3rd Edition had aberrations and a prestige class specialized summoning them/twisting creatures into them (the Alienist, I think). It's nothing original even in the context of d20.

[pibbs]

Oh look! An abbreviated Counter Monkey

Bullshit. All of it. Except that they were playing with a faggot.

[RedLine]

Bullshit. All of it. Except that they were playing with a faggot.

Even that part is likely fake. "Compulsive liar" is one of the few things Spoony actually does have.

[Kugelfisch]

When did he even work at a game store? Only jobs he ever held down that I know of is the aeroplane job his father got him that he quit and writing articles for that one magazine where every reader thought he a shit he was fired from. Lies from the very first part of the sentence.
"Yo this well hard vet fucked some nigga up" sounds like the distilled essence of bullshit.

[RedLine]

Spoony's ass-kicking tranny Amry veteran pal probably hung out a lot with Holly Brownbag's fiance and all of Lupa's real life friends.