Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:08 pm

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I dunno.
I think if Brad was a fag or a cuckold-fetishist he wouldn't have minded when Jake boned Rayn. Instead he flipped out.
Denial. It hurts.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/lAuyWAhApI4?t=408[/youtube]

If you are thirsty, the whole video is worth skipping through, but the 2 minutes from 6:48 on make it pretty clear that Brad is a cuck who likes to watch and is fully aware that the there are only two reasons people watch his non-Cinemasnob videos.
The two things are Tit 1 and Tit 2.
Aside from that the guy disappearing is weird, and I only know this from the comments, because there's no way I'm going to watch the whole fucking thing.

Speaking of thirsty, I remember when Brad did those 24 hour livestreams where he had Laura next to him and he had to go to the bathroom or something and she just sat there not knowing what to do or say, pretty awkward. And everyone in the comments were either saying Tits or GTFO or Do Something! Say Something!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:36 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:08 pm
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Wed Aug 28, 2019 4:57 am

Denial. It hurts.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/lAuyWAhApI4?t=408[/youtube]

If you are thirsty, the whole video is worth skipping through, but the 2 minutes from 6:48 on make it pretty clear that Brad is a cuck who likes to watch and is fully aware that the there are only two reasons people watch his non-Cinemasnob videos.
The two things are Tit 1 and Tit 2.
NO. SHIT. SHERLOCK. Thanks for spelling that out.

Honestly though, if I were not employed and if I had too much time on my hands, I would create a montage of Laura being "sultry" and possibly cross-edit it with some big titted amateur redhead. Her talking about her bad boy crush, Brad talking about his limp dick, her talking about bananas and jiggling her tits. Oh boy, the thirst is real.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:50 pm

Damn, where was Laura hiding them titties?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:53 pm

>DHI posters pretending they're employed

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Lestrade » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:18 pm

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>DHI posters pretending they're employed
Of course, how else could I afford all that signed Stoned Gremlin merch, DVDs and regular donations on the super chat? I am considering getting a second job to afford a Troma NOW subscription, but the job market is real tough in this area.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:19 pm

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>DHI posters pretending they're employed
>Guestposter pretending other guestposters are true and honest DHI posters
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:34 pm

Lestrade wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:18 pm
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>DHI posters pretending they're employed
Of course, how else could I afford all that signed Stoned Gremlin merch, DVDs and regular donations on the super chat? I am considering getting a second job to afford a Troma NOW subscription, but the job market is real tough in this area.
I'm in college my guy. All I did was buy his stupid movie and nothing else I swear.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rushy » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:36 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:34 pm
Lestrade wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:18 pm
Guest wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:53 pm
>DHI posters pretending they're employed
Of course, how else could I afford all that signed Stoned Gremlin merch, DVDs and regular donations on the super chat? I am considering getting a second job to afford a Troma NOW subscription, but the job market is real tough in this area.
I'm in college my guy. All I did was buy his stupid movie and nothing else I swear.
You bought IN merch.
You PAID MONEY... so you could see a film about Brad Jones' internet reviewer character.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:37 pm

I just wanted to make a hack happy : (
Probably the most money he would ever see.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by ban » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:34 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:37 pm
I just wanted to make a hack happy : (
Probably the most money he would ever see.
I'm sorry man, I'm so sorry for your naivete. But it's ok, you're on DHI now and you can sperge with us about the other braindead sperges giving IN sperglings their hard earned trust fund cash for no reason. :lol:
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