Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

How old is Oreo?

How old are you?

[Poonoo]

Honestly, this fucker is starting to annoy me. He complains constantly that he's depressed, yet he doesn't even want to try to get help and he doesn't off himself either. What, motherfucker? What the fuck do you want?

He's a woman:



Notice how Roses does the same shit when she talks about being depressed? That's all there is to it, Spoony is not a man at all and may as well make Liquid's meme a reality and go trans.

When a man unburdens himself to his friends, what he is really doing is asking for help. "These are my problems. Assist me in coming up with solutions to them." When a woman unburdens herself, what she is really doing is asking for sympathy. "These are my problems. Isn't my life terrible because I have all these problems? Don't you feel sorry for me?"

[Complicity]

Spoony:

Woe is me -> Treats Cucksons like shit -> Marzcunt and pop culture shit -> Woe is me ->

Wilson:

Woe is me -> Treats fedora tippers like shit -> Junk food and parrot an heroing -> Woe is me ->

Like Spergcuck and Anita, a match made in Heaven

[Keith Chegwin]

How old is Oreo? I'm kind of amazed this dog is still around.

He's been around for as long as you've been paying your tenbux

Notice how Roses does the same shit when she talks about being depressed? That's all there is to it, Spoony is not a man at all and may as well make Liquid's meme a reality and go trans.

Makes sense. I imagine that he's pretty low test by now

[veris leta facies]

What does Spoony want? To stay relevant with the least effort possible, posting stupid shit on his twitter echo chamber-safespace where his last remaining cocksuckers upvote everything he posts and he may imagine he's still some renowned content creator.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Boss is using my arguments. I think I'll cry *sob*

Aaaaand he managed to segue from "lol exaggerated shit about murz" right into sperging about comix. Why the fuck do we not have Spoony Bingo cards?

If he'd just also include some quality comments about wrestling and Trump, we'd have the quintessential Spoony tweet

[Osterzone]

Oreo's about 8. Spoony got her shortly after Scarlett dumped him.

[CuckTurdginson]

Does April feed her? There's no she could be *that* lazy. Its not that hard to feed one dog.
Its amazing she doesn't have heartworms or some shit like that.

[Kugelfisch]

I guarantee you that Oreo is more April's dog by now than Spoon's. The only correct answer about who does what chores in that house is always that April does them.

[Guest]

Does April feed her? There's no she could be *that* lazy. Its not that hard to feed one dog.

She feeds it peanut butter every day.