Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Do we know for sure though? Ain't like his family are gonna post a gravestone here

His brother said he'd have weeks or months. I'd assume he'd post as well when Auli has passed. I just find it distasteful to talk about him as if he was dead when he isn't. A miracle would have to happen but if I think anyone can pull that off it's him.

Damn, I didn't know it was that bad.

[Guest]

I always thought auli being sick was a meme. He really is that bad? What's wrong?

[Keith Chegwin]

I always thought auli being sick was a meme. He really is that bad? What's wrong?

Basically cancer. More specifically:

As some might now, I'm sick af. And not in the cool way.

Quick rundown (of what I remember)
1992 - Diagnosed with Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis (was classified as a type of cancer in June 2017ish)

Between 1992-2012 - I've calculated that I got a syringe of chemo about every 2.5-3 weeks (varied between every day to once ever 3 months), During that time, infections galore, two spine surgeries (got two titanium rods to support the spine) because in 1992 I had a donut-shaped tumour around my spine they had to whittle away. So I was in a giant wagon, laying down for years,

2012 - Bonemarrowtransplant because my bonemarrow was dying, which gave me pre-leukaemia, so the transplant was rushed (had 2.5 months left on Bachelor degree). It went well for about 6 months and I was biking every other day or so. Life was kinda good.
Fall 2012 I got something called GVH (Graft vs. Host Disease, no they aren't Street Fighter characters) which is basically my donor's bonemarrow (my brothers <3) thinks I'm a foreigner, an illegal immigrant. They think they are in my brother still, so they see me as a threat. Basically like the Mexican-American border.

September 2014 - After 2 years of living on Coca-Cola and tomato-soup, I lost 15-20kg and I had 3 pneumonia's that just wouldn't go away. So they hospitalised me, I got 43*C fever (110ish F), put in coma for 4 weeks. Started getting better during December.

January 2015 - At rehab. Doing kinda good. Suddenly 43*C fever again aaaaaand put in coma for 3 weeks. Apparently, having two bedsores that literally went as deep as to the bone (yup) isn't that neat. So got some bone infection thing or whatever.

Rehab in September 2015 - 8 months of lying in bed (an almost one ton bed with fibreglass blowing around to created a cloud of air to lye on) but could get up and do some physiotherapy.
February 2016 - Finally home. In wheelchair. Can stand and walk a bit with help. Hooked on Oxy (withdrawals suck, I get why junkies want to kill for some dope)
The Present - Can walk a bit, but back hurts after a few steps. Not bad upperbody strength since I can bench without massive amounts of pain. No stamina. Alt-Right Nazi haircut because my hair doesn't grow that much on the sides :p

Also bored af all day, every day. I'm literally like Spoony, without the alcoholism, laziness, condescending, ungrateful, massive cunt and a legit reason for having no life and not making things up, like his breathing problems, anxiety attacks and the dosen other imaginative health issues he has.

So yeah... anything you people want to complain about? I like people complaining xD

[MegaNigger]

Do we know for sure though? Ain't like his family are gonna post a gravestone here

His brother said he'd have weeks or months. I'd assume he'd post as well when Auli has passed. I just find it distasteful to talk about him as if he was dead when he isn't. A miracle would have to happen but if I think anyone can pull that off it's him.

I don't want the guy to die. I'd rather someone else did like Spoony. I don't see the distaste at all, Auli didn't deserve the shit hand. Also I been drinking this week and that news depressed me more so here I am.

[Rushy]

He didn't deserve the shit hand at all, but I agree with Kugel. Until Auli finally kicks the bucket, we shouldn't act like he's a dead man. Sorry if you don't like me being mushy, but from the sound of it all, all the days when he's still alive deserve to be recognised as such.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

For there will be plenty of them were he isn't.

In a perfect world, Bond would do the usual soft reboot thing when they get a new actor and all the Oberhauser-Vesper crap will just never get mentioned again. But I'm inclined to believe that in this age of cinematic universes, they'll try and keep that dead fish of a storyline going or alternatively just start a new and even more boring one rather than go back to the tried and true one-off format of Connery-Brosnan.

You mean like how Warner Bros. has to have their DCCU built upon the abortion that was NuMale of Steel?

[Tony Schiavone]

Look out! We got a bad ass over here.

If Noah was actually interesting, I'd bet another Winter Rampage would be in the works.

[ban]

You mean like how Warner Bros. has to have their DCCU built upon the abortion that was NuMale of Steel?

You mean the Witcher of Steel you fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Guest]

Look out! We got a bad ass over here.

Famous killers Ed Gein and Brenda Ann Spencer both used .22 rifles for their murders. Acting like it's a BB gun that people can just shrug off is a major noguns fake internet tough guy indicator. Not that anyone needed that indicator from Spoony.

[Kugelfisch]

Loads of murders are done with .22lr and .32. I wouldn't suggest that shit for self-defence because usually you're talking about some agitated motherfucker you need to drop before he's in knife range. But to kill somebody expecting nothing bad? More than enough. It's not if a .22 will kill somebody, it's about it not doing so quick enough for self-defence but one minute later they can do plenty of damage. One in the heart, head or liver makes for bad times.

Or to put it into perspective: The jump from a paper wedge slung with a rubber band to a good air rifle is about the same as from the air rifle to a small calibre one. It's a massive jump.