Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

Working, best Spoony joke yet.

Imagine the balls it takes to spend however many months doing jack shit and then come back with "I'm working."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Spoony is working. Spoony has always been working.

[Rushy]

And he's still biting at the Final Fantasy fans... talk about devouring the hand that feeds you.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Working is just a slang he's using for shitposting on twitter.

[drfrank]

When Spoony said he had the FF XIII-2 review written, I went and bought a 360 and that game just so I could play it while he released the review. Then it never came, then he said he didn't think it was written well enough to release. All that money spent, all that time playing a terrible game, and for nothing. That's when I really started to come around to Spoony's bullshit. I can't believe anyone is still conned into it. Even the most well-being of people can't be so naive as to think this guy deserves monthly donations for existing.

When I hear he's still working ... he better fucking be getting that XIII-2 review out. I'm still waiting for my money's worth.

[Rushy]

When Spoony said he had the FF XIII-2 review written, I went and bought a 360 and that game just so I could play it while he released the review. Then it never came, then he said he didn't think it was written well enough to release. All that money spent, all that time playing a terrible game, and for nothing. That's when I really started to come around to Spoony's bullshit. I can't believe anyone is still conned into it. Even the most well-being of people can't be so naive as to think this guy deserves monthly donations for existing.

When I hear he's still working ... he better fucking be getting that XIII-2 review out. I'm still waiting for my money's worth.

He said somewhere that he abandoned that review entirely because it wasn't funny enough.

[mad bum]

The way Hill used the word please definitely implies some desperation and it's really starting to show. He's constantly asking him to record something, ANYTHING just give the Cucknadian his fix or he'll break someone's arm in frustration.

[Poonoo]

The way Hill used the word please definitely implies some desperation and it's really starting to show. He's constantly asking him to record something, ANYTHING just give the Cucknadian his fix or he'll break someone's arm in frustration.

He will go absolutely insane if Spoony doesn't give him something. I'm talking full on stalking and shit, death threats and all types of fucked up sperg. He'll probably post here for a bit before we mock him for being too much of a sperg like Templar or Thumper17 (another Cucknadian).

[drisko]

Spoony's complaining on twitter about twitch, crying that he needs views so he can get money and other streaming sites won't get him that.

Dear god, I think... is he actually learning?

[Boo]

When Spoony said he had the FF XIII-2 review written, I went and bought a 360 and that game just so I could play it while he released the review. Then it never came, then he said he didn't think it was written well enough to release. All that money spent, all that time playing a terrible game, and for nothing. That's when I really started to come around to Spoony's bullshit. I can't believe anyone is still conned into it. Even the most well-being of people can't be so naive as to think this guy deserves monthly donations for existing.

When I hear he's still working ... he better fucking be getting that XIII-2 review out. I'm still waiting for my money's worth.

He said somewhere that he abandoned that review entirely because it wasn't funny enough.

I could never understand the "I postponed the FF XIII-2 review because the script wasn't funny enough" excuse. Was there ever a point in time, when people were watching Spoony's reviews because they were funny? Did his jokes ever added something of value to the reviews?
There is a reason why people started editing skits out of his reviews, and that's because they're simply fucking awful.
I've always thought that the humour from Spoony's review didn't come from Spoony, but from the people he made angry. Like when he was complaining that the gunblade was a stupid, unrealistic concept designed only to be cool. Final Fantasy fans just couldn't admit that the gunblade is silly, and shrug the whole argument off. They had too try prove Spoony is completely wrong. Because everything in a franchise where people ride giant chickens instead of horses is serious business.
I guess he just thought that "I am rewriting the script, to make it funnier" is a better excuse than "I am edting".