Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks

[MegaNigger]

has anyone watched somecallmejohnny?
i watched his pokemon videos, he knows nothing about them, says he has played them before, but you can tell that complete bullshit, he makes the simplest mistakes, add that he doesn't know how the game works, its cringe as fuck

Yes. He's awful. He comes off as just boring enough that most people that would troll him, like he deserves, simply over look him because "why bother?".

[Kugelfisch]

>muh depression and anxiety
Go fuck yourself. What is it with these faggots having a hard on about anxiety especially? Explain your anxiety. What is it you experience? From what most say it's "I'm uncomfortable at times.". Well, so am I. So is everyone.
Fucking shitters. They feel uneasy or sad and pretend that's something special.

Hey, psychologists, I'm very angry increasingly often. Every time I see shit like those faggots whining about dumb shit I can't help but get mad. Can't you please also just make up some bullshit "mental condition" that'll allow me to never work again? I've got a massive backlog to play through and lots of jerking off to do so I'd appreciate the free time to get that done. Thanks in advance.

[Poonoo]

Hey, psychologists, I'm very angry increasingly often. Every time I see shit like those faggots whining about dumb shit I can't help but get mad. Can't you please also just make up some bullshit "mental condition" that'll allow me to never work again? I've got a massive backlog to play through and lots of jerking off to do so I'd appreciate the free time to get that done. Thanks in advance.

Who needs a psychologist when you can google that shit and diagnose yourself like a true internet sperg? I did it for you:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermitt ... e_disorder

You aren't an asshole Kugel, you just have IED.

[rabidtictac]

Yeah, there are plenty of mental disorders you can claim that will allow you to be in perma-rustle mode and take no shit. Hank Hill thought he was being original when he made up "good worker syndrome," but if you just try a little harder, you can find a real one to fit you.

[Guest]

>muh depression and anxiety
Go fuck yourself. What is it with these faggots having a hard on about anxiety especially? Explain your anxiety. What is it you experience? From what most say it's "I'm uncomfortable at times.". Well, so am I. So is everyone.
Fucking shitters. They feel uneasy or sad and pretend that's something special.

Hey, psychologists, I'm very angry increasingly often. Every time I see shit like those faggots whining about dumb shit I can't help but get mad. Can't you please also just make up some bullshit "mental condition" that'll allow me to never work again? I've got a massive backlog to play through and lots of jerking off to do so I'd appreciate the free time to get that done. Thanks in advance.

None of those assholes is either clinically depressed or has a clinical anxiety disorder.

A person with a clinical panic attack will start, out of the blue, shaking and convulsing, and will have trouble breathing, and will feel like having an aneurysm.
If any of those fuckers experienced something like that once (and if you have a clinical anxiety disorder it will happen at least once or twice a day) we won't hear the end of it on Twatter.

A person clinically depressed will avoid any social interaction they can and let themselves starve or attempt suicide because they want to die.
Spoony was an attention starved, condescending prick glued on social media before muh depression, and remained an attention starved, condescending prick glued on social media after muh depression.
He doesn't make videos because he can't handle even a single kid shitting on him on YouTube.

When it comes to psychologists/psychiatrists, many will just tell the patient what they want to hear to squeeze money out of them.
Like "Sure Sarah Wilson, you are totally not just a basic selfie whore with an inferiority complex because you don't look like goth Paris Hilton and men don't drool all over you, you totally have BDD.
Let's start a therapy that will make your wallet dependent on me and may or may not solve anything"

[rabidtictac]

>muh depression and anxiety
Go fuck yourself. What is it with these faggots having a hard on about anxiety especially? Explain your anxiety. What is it you experience? From what most say it's "I'm uncomfortable at times.". Well, so am I. So is everyone.
Fucking shitters. They feel uneasy or sad and pretend that's something special.

Hey, psychologists, I'm very angry increasingly often. Every time I see shit like those faggots whining about dumb shit I can't help but get mad. Can't you please also just make up some bullshit "mental condition" that'll allow me to never work again? I've got a massive backlog to play through and lots of jerking off to do so I'd appreciate the free time to get that done. Thanks in advance.

None of those assholes is either clinically depressed or has a clinical anxiety disorder.

That's really what it comes down to. They're all fucking fakers making shit up for attention. People with real mental health issues don't want to talk about them, let alone BRAG the way these cunts do.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If the entertainment media wasn't so cucked, some show or movie should really include some character who'd occasionally whip out his smartphone to write some bullshit about #depression and #darktimes that he totally doesn't have. Or some hoe taking upwards to a full hour to find the perfect MySpace angle. Or someone who goes on vacation with his friends from crowd-funding money.

[Kugelfisch]

People with real mental health issues don't want to talk about them, let alone BRAG the way these cunts do.

That's what gets me the most. It was a fucking slippery slope all along and we just didn't listen. As soon as it was not just acceptable but praise-worthy to be a faggot, faggot behaviour came right along.
Look at these cunts, proudly proclaiming to be fucked in the head, unable to handle the most basic social interaction and confrontation.

And I don't have explosive aggression or whathaveyou. It's been years I've actually shouted at somebody and am a very calm person. I just get annoyed at dumb internet spastics and people buying into their dumb shit when EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS it's all an act.

[Poonoo]

He doesn't make videos because he can't handle even a single kid shitting on him on YouTube.

I never thought of it that way but that makes total sense. He was away from Youtube for so damn long that he got used to his hugbox where people had to sign up for an account on his site just to leave feedback that he could ban immediately. He can't do that now, and like the cowardly little bitch that he is he either hides all comments and ratings (which kills his engagement) or just doesn't stream at all.



Look at him back down like a little bitch once Rollo T stands up to him. He fucks off immediately from the stream, Lord Spoony can't stand being questioned, just like when he acts like a cunt on Twitter then blocks somoene once they fire back.

He's not depressed, he's a fucking coward.

[mad bum]

Oh boy a signed copy of BATTLESHIP on the SNES and a bunch of filler, clearly worth $167.