Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Auli]

James Hill is now so good in Cucknadian Karat-eh that he has mastered ranged attacks!
What would a Cucknadian Haduken look like?

[mad bum]

A hockey puck with sorry written on it.

Fucking cuckson, he's gonna break your arms with his karate.

[Le Redditeur]

"While you were out there playing video games...
I trained KARATE CHOP
While you were busy partying hard...
I trained KARATE CHOP
While you were wasting your life away on nothing...
I trained KARATE CHOP
And now, when I finally got you,
You want me to have mercy?"

- Cuckson Hill, Cucknadian KARATE CHOP Master

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Does he have Dhalsim arms now or what? What kind of range advantage could Karate possibly give you?

[rabidtictac]

It's been ages since I did martial arts at a decent level, but I've heard from a few sources who seem trustworthy that Krav Maga (as taught to burgers, anyway) is mostly bullshit. Systema is definitely bullshit.



Karate, well, it all depends on how TALL YOU ARE and how MANY CHOPS YOU CAN DO. That's why Cuckson is 10th dan of Chopping in Cucknadian Underground Circuit Karate.

[Auli]

Cuckson would fit in that meme, the one that goes "They said I blablabla... then I beacme blabla."

[drisko]

Hill's trying his best, but he's going up against an immovable object.

"Hey, since you're talking about a game on twitter, why not take an extra step and turn it into a video? Like you've been promising?"
"Nope, already said everything. Fuck you."

[mad bum]

I love how desperate hill is with throwing those feelers out.

"Hey boss, no pressure but it would do you good to make a video to talk about it"

"Fuck you pay me"

Well at least they have those Russian subbed spoony videos to fap to.

[whatevs]

Although far from all of his fans care about them, he can't even bother to make a wrestling PPV vlog each month. Sage does it, and surprise surprise, it involves minimum editing. Just giving his thoughts in front of the camera.

[AdorableOtter]

Hey Cuckson! Tell us how to pull off this move.

It's time to unleash the true Cuckanadian strength™. You can do this.