Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[pibbs]

There's an Applebee's reference!

Ha!

[Rapeculture]

There's an Applebee's reference!

Ha!

Ok......this might be worth watching.

[pibbs]

Rob Walker is a "controversy survivor"

The entire subtext is a big "fuck you" to CtC

[Rapeculture]

Rob Walker is a "controversy survivor"

The entire subtext is a big "fuck you" to CtC

I honestly hope Allison watches this. Fuck, I'll send her a copy myself.

[pibbs]

This is terrible.

There's your DHI quote, Brad.

[Dupppa]

So I watched like 5 minutes and they have done one of the worst fake youtube sites I ever seen. At least make it look somewhat like a real website.

[pibbs]

It looks good. Everything else is shit.

[pibbs]

This is terrible.

There's your DHI quote, Brad.

Spoke too soon! Just got to Doge's intro. That'll save it!

[Rushy]

Is there a place I can get the first movie from? Piratebay didn't have it, and I want to do a double feature.

[pibbs]

Wow. That was worse than Linkara's horrible movie.

I don't think there was a script. It seemed like they just went to a place, and made up lines for a scene then drove to another. The dialog was nonsensical, especially where "Craig" talks to his dad. I'm not even drunk and I couldn't understand what the fuck they were getting at. No plot. No story beats. No character arcs.

Jokes were flat and awkward and were mostly "That's a YouTuber's life! Ayuk yuk!" Also, no real tension or drama. The tone was all over the place

And their big celebrity moment? It looked like they lit the scene with a flashlight from outside. Why would you hire a "big shot" then film him in the shadows? WTF, Brad? Apparently, they could only afford Mr. Kaufman for 5 minutes or they were too afraid to have him do more than one take. He fucked up his lines several times.

Yeah they did take some digs at the CtC movement, but it's so subtle it had no bite, and got old real damn fast for it. There's a chick that kinda looks like Lupa, but they didn't do much to ape her. Then again that curly redhead may have just been a coincidence and a missed opportunity.

No Spoony cameo. Damn sure he was going to show up at the funny farm scene. Wasted opportunity.

Doge played his usual sinister character in his usual sinister voice.

Tamara was fat and ugly. Thanks for the shower scene where she's wrapped in what I can only guess is the largest towel in Illinois.

I don't know what else to say.

This wasnt even fun to watch in our usual asshole critiquing way. A viewing party would have been a disaster, as most of DHI would have gotten bored and started debating their faggy anime shit.

Fail.