Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

There's just a template for a certain brand of retarded psued.

28? You mean that was pre-wall? Wew lad! I foresee a short career unless she sucks dick extremely well.

She's definitely fucking Kevin Faggy. Enjoy your 6*, asshole.
*should really be a 2 with those toes.

[Guest]

Speaking of which, there's a scene where her captors take off her boots and just her boots for some reason, forcing her to run around and fight barefoot for five minutes, with shots of her using her feet to open doors and manipulate shit. It's like Tarantino guest directed for a scene.

[Cuckara]

Maybe Joss Whedon snuck onto the set.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did they at least use a feet double? Then again, this is Marvel Studio, so they probably used CGI feet

[Guest]

Did they at least use a feet double?

No.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I see. They wanted to keep the audience guessing whether or not she is actually human.

[Le Redditeur]

You see, this is the kind of soy bugman thing that makes CURRENT YEAR entertainment unbearable:

"can't wait for the third Spoderman and new Capeshit United moobies! It's all so grandiose and not ridiculous and overpplayed at all!"

And the sad part is, their name is Legion, because they are many. Truly a satanic sight to behold.

[Guest]

Took me a minute to realize he wasn't quoting William Burnell.
For being such a spurdo retard DSP is such a cancerous normalfag.
This nigger is a former DSP fan, can't expect him to be very smart.
Only tards enjoy entertainment.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Then again: DId Phil ever pull a MovieBlob and pretend he has some fine movie taste?

[Guest]

Even the good Marvel movies aren't good. Can there really be so many soulless bugmen in the world? It has to be 90% of the population at this point.