Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I really hate. When people. Use periods. Like this.

[Keith Chegwin]

You know what I hate? That he's still trying to use JewWarrior killing himself as justification for his being a worthless sack of shit

[TheBilthCollector]

You did nothing either way!

Hey now, Spoony did plenty back in the day. He worked day and night banning the fuck out of people pleading with him to quit posting wrestling crap and faggot Josh's failed TV pilots and to start reviewing games and movies again.

[RedLine]

No pity for Spoony. He's the equivalent of a deathfat whining about how he can't fit into doors and lost his foot.

Noah tweets like he was the victim of an acid attack or Bosnian war crimes or something. The reality is that Spoony has always enjoyed a comfortable American suburban life. Filled with the latest culture/media, hanging out with family, and having always employed/married parents that got him a job right out of college and probably still financially support him to this day.
If anything he's lived such a charmed & sheltered life that it helped turn him into the soft loser he is today. Where even the mere thought of any adversity at all sends him crying and hiding under the bed covers.
And seriously, his "job" is to snark about fucking video games and movies. But he can't manage to make 6 15-minute videos in a year because he's too sad and has a massive vitamin deficiency? Fuck this guy. Some people suffer real problems.

[rabidtictac]

The rest of this tweet thread:

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People have told you exactly what to do over and over again, you useless fuck! They were telling you to do another Final Fantasy review back when you first decided to become a basement Patreon welfare hobo! You put out polls and they told you which games to play! They've told you to make a video about whatever you want and they've also told you to make a video about an exact game or movie! You did nothing either way! You've started playing loads of games on your own accord, and made nothing but stupid tweets about them! You're not indecisive, you just can't stand meeting any kind of obligations, but you'll take what's added up to tens of thousands of dollars from your mentally ill fans in exchange for a hope and a prayer that you'll actually do something, anything, for them someday!

He doesn't fucking care. He pretends he wants to do something different, but what he's doing now is all he fucking wants to do, which is nothing.

He hates all people including cucks who kiss his ass. He thinks he's better than everyone. He believes he is an expert on every subject and whatever he says is brilliant. The lowest possible bar for effort is still too high for him, and I bet that branch is still in his yard.

He's living his dream right now. This bitching he's doing? Just part of that dream he's living. If he could change his life so he was working a real job or (gasp) making videos every week, he wouldn't do it. If a genie gave him 3 wishes, his wouldn't involve working or making videos on a regular schedule. He HATES being accountable to anyone, let alone the cucksons who pay his billth.

And we know this is the way he is because countless people have tried to help him get his life back under control and he basically told all of them to go fuck themselves and blocked them as "trolls."

The only thing he hates more than losing six years of his life to laziness, munchausen syndrome and (((depression))) is doing literally anything else with his life.

TL;DR Spoony, you can go fuck yourself. Nobody owes you anything and they've given you too damn much charity already. Go back to your rum bottles and self-pity.

[Kojak Norseman]

What the hell is he talking about? There is nothing stopping you from entertaining people. Record yourself riffing on or revewing some shitty game or movie and upload it. Even if it is crap, there¨'s probably lots of sycophants out there who be entertained by it.

[rabidtictac]

He gets people like extrafedora sucking his dick when he pokes his head out of his drunk tank long enough to stream some shitty adventure game on youtube. But even vlog reviews are far above the level of effort he's willing to put out. He can just about manage to stream once every six to nine months. And then ONLY if it's a game fucking nobody has ever heard of or liked. Preferably an adventure game.

[Rapeculture]

Spoony's Patreon is $398 a month now. In case anyone was wondering.

[pibbs]

Right. First time rage quiting. He really thinks we're all stupid then.

[Guest]

Right. First time rage quiting. He really thinks we're all stupid then.

DON'T. TELL HIM. HOW TO LIE.